A difficult and hard to maneuver sex move a man performs during doggystyle sex by thrusting balls-deep into the female and then punching her asscheeks until they're either red or she falls to the floor in pain, which is followed by the man cupping her breasts in both his hands and punching upwards towards her chin at the same time. The result is a woman who no longer wants to have sex and might be unconscious.
Dirty Dick: Yo my man! I gave the girlfriend the ALASKAN PUMMELKNUCKLE last night!
Agreeable Andy: Niiiiice duuude! What'd she do?
Dirty Dick: She fuckin' DIED bro!!!
Agreeable Andy: YEAAH!
Dirty Dick: I ain't jokin! Haha!
Agreeable Andy: Niiiiice duuude! What'd she do?
Dirty Dick: She fuckin' DIED bro!!!
Agreeable Andy: YEAAH!
Dirty Dick: I ain't jokin! Haha!
by FartFucker69 June 26, 2017
Get the alaskan pummelknuckle mug.Man: Me and Sally were having trouble in the bedroom, but since we tried the 'alaskin trash can', we feel young again!
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The finest, cutest, sweetest girl this sector of the galaxy. She radiates BIG UWU energy. She loves music, especially Frank Ocean yet, oddly, believes Channel Orange is better than Blonde...
She believes "life is what you make it". A mantra so perfectly defined by her will to succeed despite the pain she's been through. Despite hurt yet she doesn't let the world deter her spirit or her empathetic nature. A sensitive heart that beats deeply.
A survivor.
She loves her puppy yet refuses to buy a pooper scooper. A true rebel to the stigmatizing society we live in. Her favorite colour is yellow. It personifies her love for summer and all things blessed by the sun.
Her mind transcends those of her peers.
Her love? I felt that.
Her beauty? Unparalleled.
Her thoughts? Earth shattering.
Her spirit? Possibly the most powerful thing this universe has ever witnessed.
Some say she's the 21st century actualisation of "Apollo"the Greco-Roman Rod of light, music, healing, and the sun.
Some say she inspired Mother Teresa... How is that possible?
We might never know
Her mere existence is a blessing to mankind.
She believes "life is what you make it". A mantra so perfectly defined by her will to succeed despite the pain she's been through. Despite hurt yet she doesn't let the world deter her spirit or her empathetic nature. A sensitive heart that beats deeply.
A survivor.
She loves her puppy yet refuses to buy a pooper scooper. A true rebel to the stigmatizing society we live in. Her favorite colour is yellow. It personifies her love for summer and all things blessed by the sun.
Her mind transcends those of her peers.
Her love? I felt that.
Her beauty? Unparalleled.
Her thoughts? Earth shattering.
Her spirit? Possibly the most powerful thing this universe has ever witnessed.
Some say she's the 21st century actualisation of "Apollo"the Greco-Roman Rod of light, music, healing, and the sun.
Some say she inspired Mother Teresa... How is that possible?
We might never know
Her mere existence is a blessing to mankind.
by thatrandomblackdude October 13, 2018
Get the alastaja mug.Act performed by either a straight, bi-sexual, lesbian, or gay male/female. When either you or your partner are lying on their back and the other person straddles them and inserts the other’s penis or strap-on into their anus. The person on their back then tightens their core muscles, holding their body as straight as possible, acting as a barbell, while simultaneously the other person places their hands on their sides and clenches their anus then stands in an attempt to lift the other up while using perfect dead lift form.
If performed individually, a large dildo could be routed thru an Olympic weight so said dildo is pointed up. The dildo is inserted into the anus, while keeping back straight, clench anus, and stand in an attempt to lift the weight.
If performed individually, a large dildo could be routed thru an Olympic weight so said dildo is pointed up. The dildo is inserted into the anus, while keeping back straight, clench anus, and stand in an attempt to lift the weight.
“The gym was closed again for COVID, so I had to go to Josh and Dave’s house to do some Alaskan Deadlift.”
by GBB4 Crew August 8, 2020
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by Shit.head November 3, 2021
Get the Alaskan snow dragon mug.The intimate act of a taking a breast, placing the nipple into their partner(s) mouth(s), much like a pacifier, and smothering the entire face with the rest of the breast. Therefore soothing one’s troubled soul, while warming the face, with a titty.
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