anal masturbation

To Repeatedly shove an object into ones anus untill they have an orgasm over it
Warning: May result in death if the object is too long and punctures a vital organ or the large intestine

Man that pencil hurt because it poked into the sides as i was doing my daily routine of anal masturbation

by Bob Johnson March 15, 2005

anal sex

simply: in the butt

guy to friend: dude she let me have some anal sex. friend: in the butt? Guy: in the butt dude in the butt. Friend: props man.

by assblaster08 December 23, 2008

Anal Fishing

When a male and female (or male and male) have anal sex, the male puts a hook on his penis and 'fishes' in the anus for feces.

Jill and Sam enjoy anal fishing.

by the wild betchhhhhh July 25, 2014

Anal Jackhammer

The act of placing a female partner face down on the floor, while preceding to raise the females rectum straight up into the air. After getting into this position, the male partner begins to forcefully ram her anus in the motion of a jackhammer.

The elder black male begins to forcefully "Anal Jackhammer" the oblivious young white female into a coma.

by BlowJobMang June 20, 2011

ANAL EASE

ass orajel , Used to numb the anal canal before being entered by a hard penis !

Babe slap on the anal ease , lets get r done !!!!

by robin & jade January 20, 2009

Don't be anal

When someone is being anal about something, he is choosing to be an asshole. He is choosing to be tight and strong minded like the anal sphincter. Therefore, you tell him; "Don't be anal".

The english teacher is anal about getting the assignments in on time.

Don't be anal about my driving officer. Can you please give me a warning?

bad behavior misbehaving asshole idiot dickhead

by Ultra Power May 31, 2012

anal blindness

Woman: 'Boss, i won't be in tomorrow, i'm afraid i've got anal blindness.'
Boss: 'Well, what's anal blindness'
Woman: 'I can't see my ass getting out of bed tomorrow.'

Anal blindness means you can't see your ass getting out of bed.

by RebekahT January 23, 2008