adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.

dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

by Sexydimma March 23, 2014

adult trick or treating

The time period after halloween when one goes to the store and buys a lot of the 50% off candy. Its adult trick or treating because you get more candy in less time but as with all adult things you must pay for it.

guy 1: Yo you going adult trick or treating later?
guy 2: hell yea!

guy 1: better get there before all the good shit is gone haha
Guy2 : yeah haha nobody wants to get stuck with the shitty almond joy pack.

by JACKJACKSMACK January 14, 2016

adollness

When someone does what u want everytime without question

Open the window and close it straight away.
ok
Ur adollness

by Asfgdhjklmnkoijb September 19, 2016

adolph rupp

When you're taking a wank and your foreskin tares

Man last night I was taking a wank and my dick fell off that's what you call an Adolph rupp

by Olatunji tasafari June 18, 2016

Adultcation

An adult (21+) only vacation.

I'm always with my children, I need some me time. This adultcation for my birthday is greatly needed.

by MommieTwoTimes July 8, 2016

adolsy

Is an extrovert girl that likes to know everything. Her motto is " you never know what you would be in the life so, you had to know a little bit of everything ".funny and friendly that's why she had a lot of friends. Is always laughing and checking for a new meme that can make her laugh. She's not lucky in the love but is a good Doctor hearts to give love advices. Does not like being challenged Cause because that will make her prove that she can do it.

Start Adele song " Hello"
Stranger: Nobody here has the courage to sing in front of everyone.
Friend: please, don't embarrass me.
Adolsy: looking with evil smile
Friend: the Adolsy moment is coming..
Adolsy: HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE...
Friend: yes, that's an Adolsy moment

by Craziest girl_ March 14, 2017

Adoptionsplain

When a person who has not experienced being adopted and the challenges that come with it - feel a need to educate actual adoptees on their personal experience.

Bob told Lori she was "overreacting" for being upset that she has no idea what her biological background is and that she has abandonment issues. Bob is adoptionsplaining.

by Hbeee June 21, 2017