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by Tigre touchant January 28, 2020
Get the alyssa mug.a whores name. the type of slutty girl who goes for guys with girlfriends, flirts with everyone, and is always getting caught up. alyssa is gets confronted a lot but still doesn’t know her way through an arguement and continues to make ignorant comments and make herself look dumb. nobody likes alyssa
person one: “did you see alyssa grabbing that boys arm? she was alllll over him.”
person two: “his girlfriends crazy she better watch out.”
person two: “his girlfriends crazy she better watch out.”
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Alyssa is a person who is jealous of everyone. she is a narsasist and only cares for her self and not to mention not very smart.
by ec45 June 15, 2018
Get the Alyssa mug.Alyssa is a crippled young girl who can’t really pull hoes but she can date many ugly ppl but you know she dates someone that’s funny and I guess nice.
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Girl:1 hey is that hoe alyssa over there lookin like diabeties?
Girl:2 no thats just her natural state
Girl:2 no thats just her natural state
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