Ashley

1. Another name for acetylsalicylic acid; good for headaches.
2. A girl who all the boys like.
3. Someone who likes the letter E.
4. A term for a superhero called SuperBitch who yells at jerks when they need it.

Boy 1: Do you see Ashley anywhere? She's so pretty!
Boy 2: No! But I really need her, I've got such a headache!
Boy 3: Wait, is that the Super Bitch sign?

by S.... June 30, 2008

Ashley

Ashley is a crazy one. she loves long walks on the beach, lemonade. and partying... Brady and Ashley make cute couples. she likes bright things and she is addicted to facebooking.

who needs an example just look at Ashley.

by MacKenzie Wales November 30, 2009

sore asshole

The moniker of a jaded ex boyfriend, one who is generally useless, and cannot even function as far as to wipe ones own ass. Does not shower, or do anything remotely useful, and then tries to blame a breakup on the other.

Dude, Eric is such a sore asshole!

by thecarnage July 13, 2009

Idiot Asshole

When someone says something stupid in a asshole like way.

Person 1: "my cat just died"

Person 2: "oh ok"

Person 1: "your such an idiot asshole?!"

by IdiotAsshole January 1, 2012

genetically modified asshole

when a persons genes are spliced influencing more of an asshole. Scientists believed the order in which to make someone more of an asshole was to genetically modify the recipients genes to attain the desired result of an asshole.

scientists took human cells and gentically modified them to create clones that would dispose of other human bred inhabitance.

by flack destroyer January 22, 2005

Ashley

An amazing person who is fun to be around, has a great sense of humor and she's definitely a mezzano. She's an awesome friend and always is true to her friends. She is my best friend :)

Marisa: Ashley's my mezzano, she's so awesome.

Scarlett: She really is awesome, and she's the best!

by Rile49 January 16, 2012

Ashlee

The absolute good girl, one of the only remaining girls considered to be a true angel, and needs to go back to her true love.

Ashlee you could have whatever you like

by total humanoninimity November 14, 2010