Asshole Sex

a sexual act, if the female gets pregnant as a result, the world population would be 100000000000000000000.

I respect asshole sex.

by zedo July 28, 2006

prized asshole

someone who's assholeness is readily apparent to everyone around them but not to themselves.

the ultimate jackass in a situation; everyone cherishes this asshole, he's a prized asshole

originally from the Flight of the Concords:
"I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prized asshole, no one even mentions my casserole"

I forgot to bring the beer. Now I really feel like a prized asshole.

by MeThisGuy February 19, 2011

flabby asshole

when someone has been fucked in the ass too many times and the skin of their asshole is loose and flabby; can also be used as insult

why the fuck did you do that you flabby asshole?

by awesomeman January 15, 2005

Asshole-Milkshake

A drink. Usually made in the pornography industry. One first inserts speculum in anal cavity while one's back with legs around head. Next 5 men ejaculate into speculum to enter the rectum. Then whole milk is added with hershey syrup. Finally some whip cream and a cherry on top.
To drink on can either remove the speculum and insert a tube into the anal cavity and proceed to suck it out of one's own ass. Or the contents is expelled while being stood up into a glass preferable made for milkshakes. Then quaffed at lesiure.

A. Damn that Asshole-Milkshake was tasty!
B. Dont make me make you give yourself an asshole-milkshake!
C. Mom, more asshole-milkshake please!

by Jonathan December 13, 2004

asshole sandwich

1. Stuck between two assholes while driving, or otherwise...
2. A fictional sandwich eaten by people who are less cool than us!

1. We need a passing lane to get out of this asshole sandwich!
2. Bob ate another asshole sandwich today...what a LOSER!

by Amie & Megan May 12, 2007

Asshole parking

To take up two parking spaces with one vehicle, where one would have sufficed.

Can you asshole park for me so that when I come back later I can fit my car next to yours.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

twink asshole

A type of Fuckboy commonly referred to teenage boy who wears khakis, Hollister, and has over 20 pairs of sneakers. Commonly found working at fastfood restaurants, and has a secret obsession with Pokemon.

You're such a twink asshole!

by heykatiegirly February 1, 2015