Asshole Sex

a sexual act, if the female gets pregnant as a result, the world population would be 100000000000000000000.
by zedo July 28, 2006
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prized asshole

someone who's assholeness is readily apparent to everyone around them but not to themselves.

the ultimate jackass in a situation; everyone cherishes this asshole, he's a prized asshole

originally from the Flight of the Concords:
"I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prized asshole, no one even mentions my casserole"
I forgot to bring the beer. Now I really feel like a prized asshole.
by MeThisGuy January 29, 2011
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flabby asshole

when someone has been fucked in the ass too many times and the skin of their asshole is loose and flabby; can also be used as insult
why the fuck did you do that you flabby asshole?
by awesomeman January 16, 2005
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Asshole-Milkshake

A drink. Usually made in the pornography industry. One first inserts speculum in anal cavity while one's back with legs around head. Next 5 men ejaculate into speculum to enter the rectum. Then whole milk is added with hershey syrup. Finally some whip cream and a cherry on top.
To drink on can either remove the speculum and insert a tube into the anal cavity and proceed to suck it out of one's own ass. Or the contents is expelled while being stood up into a glass preferable made for milkshakes. Then quaffed at lesiure.
A. Damn that Asshole-Milkshake was tasty!
B. Dont make me make you give yourself an asshole-milkshake!
C. Mom, more asshole-milkshake please!
by Jonathan December 14, 2004
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asshole sandwich

1. Stuck between two assholes while driving, or otherwise...
2. A fictional sandwich eaten by people who are less cool than us!
1. We need a passing lane to get out of this asshole sandwich!
2. Bob ate another asshole sandwich today...what a LOSER!
by Amie & Megan April 29, 2007
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Asshole parking

To take up two parking spaces with one vehicle, where one would have sufficed.
Can you asshole park for me so that when I come back later I can fit my car next to yours.
by Kevin October 11, 2003
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fresh asshole

It’s when the ass hole is so clean u could eat a meal off of it. Also eat to fuck bc the asshole is smooth and smelling clean
This fresh asshole feels so good on my cock Janet
by DREADEDGLORY July 27, 2017
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