Alex 

A slur for a person (typically with a severe mental disability) who is known for sodomizing farm animals, most commonly horses.

Typically an Alex has no empathy for others and is only driven by sexual impulses and selfish needs

"Alex" is also an alternative word for chode but typically considered smaller than average chodes

Farmer: "That goddermn returded boi is out dere fiddling my horses again!!"
Alex: "Ough you understand me horsie mah life is so hurd"
Farmer : "BOI DONT STICK YUR FINGERS THERE GIT OUTTA HERE! GIT!!!"
Alex: *runs away and trips over fallen skinny jeans *

Alex by The anal annihilator October 9, 2017

Alex 

A massive cunt

Man Alex is a massive cunt right?

Alex by Nut in the but gut October 16, 2018

alex 

an ugly retarded person

person 1: hey whats your name
person 2: alex
person 1: ew bye

alex by sexc000 June 6, 2020

Alex 

A person who is legitimately the worst person you've ever met in your entire life. Often used to name someone who is obnoxious, fat, has shitty hair, bad glasses, buck teeth, and a lumpy ass. A lot of the time this person will be referred to as a beaverwhale. They will steal anyones boyfriend by being a huge skank with open legs, and have no self esteem or self worth. They usually will start unneccesary drama by saying you are talking about them, so beware of the Alexes in your life, especially the females. Super annoying and really fat most of the time.

J: Wow man she's saying crap about me!

L: Oh she's pulling a total Alex!

Alex by an_alex_victim November 21, 2011

Alex 

One who drives very slowly on the interstate, and is afraid of it.

Jeez, did you see that Alex? She couldn't have been doing more than 30 on the freakin interstate! And the whole time she was smoking!!

Alex by Jwess May 29, 2009

alex 

a debby downer.

shes such an alex.

stop being so alex.

alex by poop92 November 27, 2011

Alex 

Fraud

Packers fan came to the giants parade with giants gear, what a alex.

Alex by michael3ray October 8, 2016