shit a brick

A common human phonomena involving the accidental consumption of a brick and the subsequent painful excretion of the brick out the anus. This event usually happens to someone at least once in their lifespan especially in younger years as inexperienced humans are more likely to consume this mesmerizing block of cinder,mistaking it as food.

It is often mentioned in job applications or by boastful humans as it is viewed in western culture as a sign of experience,being weathered in this world and having painfully excreted a brick,endured the pain and learned their lesson.

Young deviant: Oh what do you know you old idiot?
Middle-aged man: I know more than you,you sorry pile of shit. Have you ever shit a brick?? Have you? No I didn't think so. Sit the fuck down.

by handosome May 20, 2015

Ton Brick

Just another word for piece of shit.

Bro 1: "She dropped two ton bricks on my chest"

Bro 2: "She shit on your chest? Yum"

by goldeagle_tuy January 10, 2017

Bricked Up

wherein one views someone so attractive that it spurs a bowel movement or need to defecate

Ethan: look at her, she makes me bricked up
Julia: *wheezes*

by ferocious cockatoo May 4, 2022

dead brick

The worst fucking personality you could possibly have.

Billy: MAN that girl is hot
Bob: yeah dude but she got the personality of a dead brick

by Jaquannn July 4, 2014

Bricked Up

Swag; cool; neat

"Oh man, Francesca and Elizabeth are just so swag and bricked up."
"I'd love to invite my friends to a bricked up event!'

by BrikkySketchers April 9, 2022

Driving the Brick

To do something in a bad ass manner whereby the person almost crosses the line, but stays cool and pulls it off.

Sam picked up two hot girls at the bar. He is driving the brick like a real man.

by M.S.R. November 1, 2007

bum-brick

A game for the cold hearted. Also known as target practice.the objective of the game is to find a brick and find a bum.Throw the brick at the bum.Lower body shots, 5 points.Head shots, 10 points.If you miss the bum one has to go and fight the bum.If you beat the bum, 5 points. If you lose, -10 points.Usually this will go one for 6 rounds.Win or lose its sure to be one of the funniest games you will every play.

"I got my ass kicked in bum-brick".

by michael allen burks February 2, 2008