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Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.

Literally, it means "What? Oh.. the problem is, I don't speak English" in French. This is a diversionary tactic to avoid someone who is trying to talk to you.

Pronounced "Qwah? Ah... lay problemay ess jhu nay parle ahnglayz".

Remember to roll your "r"s.
Ugly girl at party: Hey there, cutie! What's your name?

You: Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.
by je ne regrette pas August 25, 2011
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Origin: Hebrew

A saying describes someone who can't put his money where his mouth is; Talk a lot about something but take no action.
A: I promise I would do it for you.
B: Talks like sand and there is nothing to eat.
by Mainbase August 24, 2005
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vous le vou couche avec moi se soi

a phrase used by french prostitutes asking men to sleep with them.
vous le vou couche avec moi se soi
by chichiono January 18, 2009
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Frisouiller la pastèque en collaboration avec les russes

Locution du sud-ouest de la France. Faire le mur, sécher des cours.
Je hais la prof de maths, du coup je vais frisouiller la pastèque en collaboration avec les russes.
by Phanst July 12, 2022
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Le douballs moi french

the act of hitting a man in the nuts with a baguette twice
I guess french people dont like it when i eat croissant with ketchup because after that a french man came and le douballs moi french!
by meppy schmep January 19, 2024
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Handsome les

Handsome les: the guy who hates being called bakla and hates everybody because everybody thinks he’s a fruitcake.
There goes handsome les, gaylord on area six…
by Lalakett October 19, 2021
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Les Beyond East

A known roblox game built around the Asian Filipino culture. (may change based on Valindras mood)
Girl!! The scripting in Les Beyond East is SO messy!!
by bigmonas July 10, 2023
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