Baby

A tasty and crispy snack

I ate a baby today. yummy

by anonymous April 24, 2024

Lumber Babies

A funny way to say, shit.

Can you please get off at the next exit? I need to find a place to orphan these lumber babies before they start drawing on the walls of my boxers.

Translation: I need to find a place to take a shit before I start turtle-heading and ruin my underwear.

by Porksword153 January 4, 2024

Schrödinger’s baby

When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later

Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

cringe nae nae baby

When one of yor friends decides to be a little imposter susy and doesn't game.

Nick is a cringe nae nae baby

by MrSusJ May 9, 2022

calzone baby

A calzone baby is the massive shit you take after having calzones for lunch at school.

Bro: Hey Bro how were the calzones today?

Other Bro: pretty damn good but I can feel my calzone baby kicking already

by Slothnads May 17, 2015

Baby Phillip

Usually the love child of an interracial couple, mother (LaQuencia Junae Lewis) is Descendent of royalty, father (Phillip Lee Wallace) child of a retired sheriff,

I wish i were your average baby Phillip

by La Empress April 1, 2023

Boïz baby

When you and all your boys all nut into a cup, mix it together and use that to impregnate a unanimously chosen female. (Most often the boys closest and most responsible female friend)

I want to be a part-time dad, let's have a Boïz baby.

by depressed diabetic November 30, 2017