face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd

i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone

by lokoking83 June 24, 2011

Gnome Face

The mortal enemy of troll face. He has only one quest in life. To gnome the whole world.....There is no more trolling....only GNOMING!

Jared: yo i was on youtube last night watchin this music video and this dude was bein the biggest gnome face!!!

Mike: yo gnomes are so annoying...but not as bad as trolls.

by turbo6994 July 3, 2011

Face-tweet

The posting of mundane information that is better suited to twitter

FB Post: I just had a ham sandwich for lunch
Comment: Dude, don't face-tweet me that boring shit!

by 1ezlife August 23, 2011

Face to Pan

The act of tripping/frying so hard on acid that you're essentially frying your face to a pan...

That acid last night was so bomb! I fried face to pan!

by meowkittyyyyyyyy August 23, 2011

Lazer-Face

When someone get's really pissed off and has the meanest look on their face! Almost like their about to beat the crap outta you!

Guy 1: Dude, that guy has got a serious Lazer-Face on me!

Guy 2: Well then don't look at him.

Guy 1: I'm trying, but every time i do i get the feeling he's even more pissed off!

by W45H September 2, 2011

chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Ase Face

The creepy-looking deep creases that develop on the faces of people who take AIDS drugs for a prolonged period of time.

You seriously wonder if that guy's on AIDS drugs? Just look at his Ase Face !

by JuicyJakey September 23, 2011