Lohan syndrome

Abonormally grotesque bowel movement, caused by use of perscription medications.

"Ooh, I just had a serious case of Lohan syndrome."

by Liberaunchy July 23, 2012

Bienstockholm syndrome

Bienstockholm syndrome is an emotional response to the dizzying effects of peak financepunk. It happens to some Instagram users when they have positive feelings towards content posted by internationally renowned renaissance man artist-provocateur Alex Bienstock.

“I’ve been lost in the scroll for three hours. I’m late to work. I must have Bienstockholm syndrome.”

by Bienstockaddict69 February 2, 2022

Shit Story Syndrome

The perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some bullshit that happened in their boring life, completely oblivious to the disinterest of those around. Those unlucky enough to be recipients of the seemingly endless Verbal Diarrhea are forced to cough up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.

Severe cases of Shit Story Syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and the infamous 'cool story bro'.

'I don't think I can withstand a long coach journey with Sarah, her stories are just awful and I won't have the stamina to pretend to enjoy them for eight hours straight.'

'Yeah, she has Shit Story Syndrome.'

by Alkjjhhg May 27, 2016

Waiter's Syndrome

When you've been a waiter so long that you inhale every meal you eat, unable to slow down and enjoy the food. This is typically due to repeatedly not getting breaks on long shifts, and having to scoff down a meal in-between tables.

"Ryan, why are you inhaling your burger?"
"I have waiter's syndrome!"

by Courtesity June 22, 2021

inappropriate illness syndrome

Where you always get ill at holiday time

Alix, "It's carnival and I feel like shit!"
Sara, "Of course, you've got inappropriate illness syndrome."

by SpeakEasy Institute February 13, 2010

Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS)

The opposite of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). A full-throated, gag-proof loyalty to Donald Trump that cannot be dislodged.

When RFK Jr’s Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS) reached an embarrassingly advanced stage, he began to tell people his voice issues were due to spasmodic dysphonia.

by tambaqu February 4, 2025

Pre-annoyance syndrome

When you are already annoyed because of someone before they have a chance to annoy you.

They just give me pre-annoyance syndrome.

by Davy boo September 8, 2023