Cliff Baby

Back before modern history many things were killing human beings such as lions, giant birds, disease and our environment. So due to natural selection a lot of our ancestors that were lower IQ suffered these fates but for a reason and that reason is to make our species more intelligent/stronger as a whole by killing off the not so smart and strong and making sure they do no procreate. Thanks to advanced technology those children that should of perished are now alive breeding and that is what is wrong with our society.

" Look at John trying to stick his finger up a gator's ass for fun! You know he was for sure a "cliff baby"!

by PixieMixie April 19, 2021

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Backdoor Baby

When jizz churns together with shit and is birthed after anal penetration

After Steven and Adam enjoyed some good ole Tex-Mex, Adam invited Steve back to his place for some butt love where he later pushed out a backdoor baby

by LeviticusJ August 17, 2020

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Baby Dozer

A baby bulldozer ; bulldozer meant for bulldozing babies.

A Ford F150 or other truck / SUV with a tall front-end.

known for the driver's inability to see small obstacles such as small children, toddlers, and babies, the ford f150 and models similar to it are considered 'baby dozers'

Example 1:
p1: man I'm so glad we're about to cross the street! Let's go!

p2: Woah! Hold on! That Baby Dozer isn't slowing down.
p1: I'm so glad I waited! He ran the red light! Certainly wouldn't have seen me if I were a small child.

Example 2:
p1: did you hear what happened to john's niece ?

p2: yeah, she got taken out by a baby dozer. certainly heartbreaking.
p1: RIP little sally.

by A_person_in_Willthewise July 24, 2025

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