dog

cool

im so dog.

by wasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdaswd March 27, 2022

DOG scan

Opposite of a CAT scan which checks out your "internal workins" for injuries/defects, this electromagnetic-field survey checks for anomalies OUTSIDE of the body, such as the presence of demons or other unwanted less-than-genial spiritual "hitchhikers". Not endorsed by the AMA or any other "official" medical organization --- but then what do those highfalutin narrow-minded "blindly-going-by-the-book" lame-brains know, anyway??? --- but is touted as surprisingly effective by many people, especially ones who are into wiccan/meditative healing.

I felt really wound up from having nightmares and other moderate mental disturbances, so I made an appointment for a DOG scan. Da quiet-mannered hippie-fella who administered the test was really kind and sympathetic during the procedure, and then afterwards he performed a free banishing-seance on me; I do indeed feel noticeably calmer and sleep more peacefully since then. Da long-haired dude also loaned me a couple books on alternative healing and thinking, which I am currently perusing in my spare time.

by QuacksO August 3, 2018

Dog

Thing that goes woof or bark.
Females dogs are know as a bitch

Look a dog.
Oh a bitch.

by Your mom <3 :) March 1, 2022

cat the dead dog

the cat died to the dead dog

cat the dead dog died

by flying man April 21, 2023

cool dude dog

someone who is super cool but also smells like a dog.

that guy over there would be super awesome if he wasn't such a cool dude dog

by 509-919-7630 November 16, 2020

Raw-dog

To partake in the practice of sleeping fully clothed on a bed/sofa without sheets or bedding.

“Yo Donnie blacked out and raw-dogged my sofa”

by Tig Bitties and skittles July 22, 2021

horny dog

a male that is very horny and will hump and or jerk off to any and everything

ew ! you're being such a horny dog right now jake !

by maggie tells it all March 20, 2019