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Basic white guy (UK)

Wants a "goth" gf
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy

If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Isabel: "I think somethings wrong with my drink"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
by oblyboblie March 15, 2024
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White Collar Racist

The cool version of racism. Typically used to describe rich and good looking racists. Not fat and poor like “blue collar racists”, who tend to reside in trailer parks.
Dude, don’t get the wrong idea. I’m a white collar racist.
by iceisbased March 18, 2024
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White-Box Theory

Afterlife is a white-box that is the center of creation. All celestial bodies and lifeforms (like black holes, stars ; humans, and all other animals) are in this space along with anything that has been created or could be created by somebody. There is no book related to the White-Box Theory, this post is all there is. (so far ig)
Person 1: "What do you think happens after death?"
Person 2: "I believe in the White-Box Theory"
Person 1: "tf is that"
Person 2: "Search it up on urban dictionary, I just wanna go to sleep"
by Iridescent_Iris March 18, 2024
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white hot dog

Similar to a soggy biscuit, white hot dog is done by inserting the wiener inside of a group of men’s rectum’s, followed by masturbation and ejaculation upon the hot dog (adjective)
Boy that was one crazy white hot dog
by Asdf123jkl456 March 19, 2024
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white magnet

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White melon

In coursework this is the filler that from a glance looks good but when looked at more closely is utter dog. Derived from the white melon that is present in most bang average fruit salads that is used as filler material but provides no enjoyable flavour.
Mate, that page is proper white melon. No useful material.
by willynilly March 22, 2024
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White people

People who are evil and never right. They have no culture or something, and you can’t be racist towards them cause I said so.
White guy: Dude, you know this is illegal
Me (hero): You white people always try to ruin my fun.
by Johnson H. Pork March 26, 2024
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