by topchinaa August 03, 2019
by Tyler.com August 13, 2022
Turtle-Head is when you are holding in a turd for so long you can feel the poop poking out of your butt like how a turtle pokes its head of of its shell.
by Keanu CHEESE July 19, 2020
by D_Train August 15, 2019
by Sashtime March 21, 2018
by Dwiplawd March 11, 2020
when you compress your girlfriend head with your hands and she likes it, then hates it right afterwards but you keep doing it because it provides you with endless joy.
ex me: Hey honey
gf: hi
me: (compresses head)
gf: stop that (with a compressed head)
me: no (proceeds to compress head even harder)
gf: hi
me: (compresses head)
gf: stop that (with a compressed head)
me: no (proceeds to compress head even harder)
by compressed girlfriend 🥲 July 25, 2022