Apollo 13 Syndrome

When a restaurant takes ingredients that are already in the store and create a "new" product, similar to making the square air filters fit round holes using only what was on the spacecraft.

Dude, that Crunchwrap Supreme is just another example of Apollo 13 Syndrome. You know they just took a mexican pizza and wrapped a tortilla around it!

by Mania88 October 11, 2020

Small Dick Syndrome

The condition which compells men, especially individuals named Oliver to overcompensate their lack of manhood by expressing they have a large penis or by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example.

That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from small penis syndrome

That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from Small Dick Syndrome

by Smalldicko42 November 22, 2021

Restless penis syndrome

A condition where the penis seems to have a mind of its own — frequently aroused, constantly seeking attention, and mysteriously active at the most inconvenient times. Symptoms include: random erections, an inability to focus due to sexual thoughts, excessive swiping on dating apps, and chronic flirting. May also involve the urge to send unsolicited pics (seek help immediately).

"Dude, I was trying to study for finals but had to take three cold showers. I think I’ve got Restless Penis Syndrome."

by Crazy_player_killer June 30, 2025

Fuckholm Syndrome

When two associates (regardless of self designation or designated by others) get unusually close do to constant contact via work, sudden happenstance, or because they live together (roomates) or nearby each other. The relationship at first will be neutral at first then it will rapidly ignite to hardcore lustful sex. They mostly will breakup and makeup several times because the feel that their bodies are compatable, ironically they will most likely not marry each other. It is not uncommon for them to cheat with each other while they are married to other people. It should be noted you have a higher chance of surviving a shark attack than to see or let alone be in one.

Tia: Shaian you see Vivi and Rod in the office?
Shaian: Girl they both have Fuckholm Syndrome, plain as day.
Tia: The way they are too close to each other or the fact they live near eachother?
Shaian: Both. You see the ways they look at each other.
Tia: They gotta chill with the obviousness.
Shaian: uuuummmmuuumm.

by Shockdragon September 15, 2018

Britney Syndrome

A condition that makes people shave their heads under stress.

Named after Britney Spears' iconic meltdown in February 2007

These exams are really making my Britney Syndrome flare up. This is the 2nd time I've shaved my head this week.

by mnk2480 December 15, 2019

Samuel Syndrome

Someone who is refered to have Samuel Syndrome is also often refered to someone who is or can be "zesty".
If you have this disorder please contact medical profesinals professionals.
Someone who has this disorder likes to call you zesty names and changes letters and such in words.

You have samuel syndrome get help!
heres some exampels of what someone whit this disorder can say:
Okie Dokie
Gralen Bralen
pookie malookie
snoopie doopie
natt natt/ Nighty Nighty
cuddly whit meeee
uwu
pookie
snoopy doopy

by NutmanVonEdwardsonOfMotherLand July 15, 2024

Furry Derangement Syndrome

A condition where someone is obsessively hateful towards the furry fandom to the point of complete paranoia and hostility.

I swear to god, he's lost it. Last night, my roommate was screaming and ranting, Alex Jones style in the discord chat about how furries are apparently causing the downfall of western civilization. I think he's starting to develop Furry Derangement Syndrome.

by Cynical Man October 28, 2025