monkeys balls

i be dragging these big booty balls on the floor.

i think my dog suffers for monkeys balls.

by malcom dick August 30, 2023

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Cook my balls

When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles

Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.

by Gray Matter January 16, 2023

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1: When you're at a party or club and you are balling so hard you gotta rock your 'do with a bandana like the late Lucille.

2: Any sex act that while performing involves the addition of using a bandana or handkerchief to wrap and tie the balls from below and over the top of the shaft with the ears off the bandana up in the fashion of how Lucille Ball used to wear hers.

Doggystyle is always better while Lucille Balling.

by RevelAndDance June 4, 2023

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8 ball tuesday

The rule stating that an 8 ball's advice is only correct on Tuesdays

guy 1: yo this 8 ball just said that I'm losing my house tomorrow
guy 2 : but it's wednesday
guy 1: oh yeah I forgot about 8 ball tuesday

by truckjumperdude July 16, 2024

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Balls to the Walls

Something you say when something dramatic/shocking happens. Good or bad. ~Bribri

As Billi rushes to Ross, he drops his engagement ring in the lake. “Are you f’ing serious- my balls are to the walls!!”

Harry’s Balls were to the Walls in amazement that he found his dead grandmothers chowder recipe.

Balls to the Walls

by anonymous November 22, 2021

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