30th June

The day of rice, where we tell the story of the day of rice, which must only be told on the day of rice and no other day.

White rice: “what day is it today ?”

Wholemeal rice: “It’s the 30th June, rice day!”

White rice: “cannibalism”

by Iloberice September 6, 2024

getting junglewhiffed

Getting unexpectedly smacked in the face with the sudden and potent aroma of the jungle stank of unwashed genitalia.

Do you ever get junglewhiffed when you go down on someone?
I haven't had time to shower yet so I'm getting junglewhiffed every time I go to the bathroom!

by Pluto is not a Planet December 4, 2023

Getting Junglewhiffed

Getting unexpectedly smacked in the face with the sudden and potent aroma of unwashed genitalia.

Do you ever get junglewhiffed when you go down on someone?
I haven't had time to shower yet so I'm getting junglewhiffed every time I go to the bathroom

by Pluto is not a Planet December 4, 2023

dirty junny

when a guy sniffs a substance off of another one of his piers gentalia

“what did you do at the party last night”
“oh i received a dirty junny”
“oh god man”

by secret mannnnnnnnnn December 11, 2023

lil junt

the girl you been fucking with heavy. she fine as fuck and on her shit.

That’s my lil junt Cece, I fuck with her.

by 1of1 January 9, 2024

Psychic Junky

Psychic Junkies hop from psychic to psychic, tarot reader to tarot reader, astrologer to astrologer, and fortune teller to fortune teller seeking to hear exactly what they want to hear (a confirmation bias). They waste their money to get an endorphin rush without taking responsibility for their own lives. The readings they get rarely help them with the higher purpose of their soul journey, which is why they keep coming back to the same readers.

Term coined by Myret M. Bulgin during her first draft of an unpublished manuscript called Psychic Junkie that won her Nanowrimo in 2021.

Karen’s been to several psychics 100 times this year so far. She must be a psychic junky and suffer from psychic junkyism.

by M.Valenteine January 29, 2024

Psychic Junky

Coined from an unpublished manuscript from nanowrimo 2021, a psychic junky hops from fortune teller to fortune teller, psychic to psychic, astrologer to astrologer, medium to medium, and tarot reader to tarot reader or returning repeatedly to the same “fortune-teller” in search of confirmation biases or to deal with unresolved grief often blowing all their money on these “fortune tellers”while neglecting their very real responsibilities like electric bills and rent or mortgage. They very rarely take responsibility for their lives and turn over control to the whims of others.

Karen saw that psychic like 100 times this past year and still owes back rent. She’s a psychic junky.

by M.Valenteine January 29, 2024