You, Me

When you and your bro go to the gas station to get some sushi...

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises

by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023

Shifting me off

Another word for getting wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A cheese and hand sandwich.

A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night.

by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023

give me your game card

Used to basically ask how something was done, a form of saying teach me

*girl gets a promise ring and flowers from her boyfriend* “I got flowers from my boyfriend today!” “give me your game card”

by 222interludes January 20, 2024

I want ME to live

Oh no that's not why I'm cheering on his death. It's not political.

Hym "I want ME to live, Fuck-on-face. ME. And it doesn't feel like I'm going to be doing that. Right? You fucks have been here the who time. You've made money off of me. Now one of yous drank some lead and then what? I'm still sitting here drowning in my own skull. So it's not his politics. It's the ME sitting here dying and you not giving a shit and now YOU want ME to give a shit when ya boy gets shot? Really. You. Your fucking kids. It is insane what you expect from people without doing anything. As this piece of shit is getting paid to do little more than bust a load in his wife. So SPARE me with 'Why doesn't he want me to live forever and get everything I want!?' You're like a fucking princess. It's ridiculous."

by Hym Iam September 20, 2025

boogs me out

When something is gross.

something that creeps you out

That stain boogs me out

by Alyssa_A April 30, 2016

pacer test fitness sucky sucky me

its so good

i find the pacer test fitness sucky sucky me very god.

by asdasdadsasddasd March 6, 2023

Me

Posts I continue to make…
Maybe ud will finally wake…
I worry about you…
All the things I want to say and do…

Here I write…
With a little fright…
More faith than fear…
Is what I am holding near…

Hoping my one day…
My words you will hear…
As for today, I hope you know…
I will love you always my dear!!!

Whether posts you may not see…
At least today…
For tomorrow I will pray…
You will see this love from me…

I love YOU!!!

by Time2024 December 16, 2023