by whoingodsnamecaresanymore March 09, 2022
Jim (The plantation owner): Yo bro I tried a 68 wit my girl
Carlos (The illegal): You mean 69?
Jim: Nah...
Carlos: Wtf..?
Carlos (The illegal): You mean 69?
Jim: Nah...
Carlos: Wtf..?
by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023
You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises
by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023