whoingodsnamecaresanymore's definitions

68

One number away from perfection, so close yet so far...

Jim (The plantation owner): Yo bro I tried a 68 wit my girl
Carlos (The illegal): You mean 69?
Jim: Nah...
Carlos: Wtf..?

by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023

You, Me

When you and your bro go to the gas station to get some sushi...

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises

by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023

Smae

A misspelling of the word "Same". Still means the smae thing.

Guy one: Yo I wanna fuckin die.
Guy two: Smae bro...

by whoingodsnamecaresanymore March 9, 2022