non sigma: hi
real sigma: baby gronk sigma ohio 1 2 buckle my shoe edging with a side of rizz miller grove w gyatt
real sigma: baby gronk sigma ohio 1 2 buckle my shoe edging with a side of rizz miller grove w gyatt
by sigma with rizz December 4, 2023

by A Jazzy Man-esque December 8, 2020

A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.
by Mr freeze September 27, 2017

A baby is a small being in process of growth
Since the baby is not fully conscious yet, it can not remember anything throughout half it's childhood
A baby can also react at random times, leaving it crying
A baby is also an annoying piece of shit that you want to throw out a window whenever you hear it cry
Since the baby is not fully conscious yet, it can not remember anything throughout half it's childhood
A baby can also react at random times, leaving it crying
A baby is also an annoying piece of shit that you want to throw out a window whenever you hear it cry
by Kyothejasperlover July 7, 2021

by thanamelessone December 7, 2009

The natural feeling/connection post having a baby with someone & you’re wishing you could be a family. You keep thinking about your baby daddy despite the reason you aren’t together, and want to be intimate w/ him.
“Girl my baby is 10 months and I have the baby daddy blues bad. I’m so mad at him, but I just keep thinking about him.”
“I keep having wet dreams about my baby daddy, I have the baby daddy blues.”
“I keep having wet dreams about my baby daddy, I have the baby daddy blues.”
by Ttawlove September 7, 2022

"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"
by Tochterlieber March 24, 2017
