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Closet baby

A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.
His agent wants him to stay closeted so he bearded up and they popped out a closet baby.
by Mr freeze September 27, 2017
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Baby

A baby is a small being in process of growth
Since the baby is not fully conscious yet, it can not remember anything throughout half it's childhood
A baby can also react at random times, leaving it crying
A baby is also an annoying piece of shit that you want to throw out a window whenever you hear it cry
"I'm pregnant with my first baby."
"Your baby is ugly."
"Fat bitch baby."
by Kyothejasperlover July 7, 2021
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Baby Muscles

A.A.C.D , basically weak
pumping serioids

no talent
weak
"omg look at baby muscles over there
he must have been taking steriods last night"
by thanamelessone December 7, 2009
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Baby Daddy Blues

The natural feeling/connection post having a baby with someone & you’re wishing you could be a family. You keep thinking about your baby daddy despite the reason you aren’t together, and want to be intimate w/ him.
“Girl my baby is 10 months and I have the baby daddy blues bad. I’m so mad at him, but I just keep thinking about him.”

“I keep having wet dreams about my baby daddy, I have the baby daddy blues.”
by Ttawlove September 7, 2022
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facebook baby

A baby of two people who met on Facebook.
"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"
by Tochterlieber March 24, 2017
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