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drooling zombie

When a man ejaculates sperm from his penis into either a man or woman's nose, causing for the person to breath out of their noise ending in the result of the person looking like a zombie.
"Sarah was pissed when John gave her a drooling zombie because she was not expecting it, she couldn't breath out her nose, and John was laughing his ass off."
by TooOld March 24, 2009
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Zombie

1. A person who lacks originality and just goes with the flow of society.

2. A person who has no mind of his/her owned and is controlled like a robot by the music they listen to or the people around this, henceforth making them the walking dead.

3. Usually dredheads, n00bs, emo kids, gang members, frat kids or any other group of kids who lose their personality or self-image to fit into a sub-culture.
SYMPTOMS AND CHARACTERISTICS
(Various phases of the Zombie Virus that plagues the Southeastern region of the United States) :

*looped chantings (ay ayyy ayyyyy)
*slurred speech (whu hannen shawty/cuh?)
*doing disturbing snapping/dancing/walking rituals often done in large groups or circles (doing the lean wit it rock wit it)
*the "all of a sudden" urge to be a rapper
*spooky (easily made music, using fruity loops) looped music with hi-hats and tons of snapping
*walking in a zombie-like way
*often wearing jewelry in the mouth
*twisting of the dreaded/un-dreaded hair
*obsessions with shooting in the air for no reason
*loss of proper grammar
*lack of reasoning
*high usage of abbreviations (TCB, GYP, GLK, WMG)
*high usage of marijuana
*often making branched cults called, Clicks/Cliques/Mobbs
*lack of self control

WARNING:
This zombie sickness is highly contagious is there is lack of originality
THE CURE:
Being yourself

- The Krisis
by D. Phyna October 23, 2007
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Robot Ninja Pirate Nazi Zombie

A person of robot, ninja, pirate, and zombie decent
I was chased home by a Robot Ninja Pirate Nazi Zombie
by KXXXM January 1, 2009
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foaming zombie

Very similiar to a DONKEY PUNCH but this time she is sucking off another guy as you fuck her doggie style. When your about to cum and the other dude blew his load in her mouth, you punch her in the back of the head making her spit up with a fucked up look on her face.
Mark blew his load into Jolene's mouth and Brandon, who was fucking her at the time, punched her hard in the head. Jolene got up and stumbled around looking like a foaming zombie.
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zombie

The living dead. A dead and typically rotting person whose carcass has been brought back to life by science, magic, or soul-posession.
Play SEGA's House of the Dead series, and you'll be surprised to find out that zombies can be fast, smart, and deadly.
by AYB March 31, 2003
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Zombie road

A road near St. Louis Missouri which is the most haunted place in america.Hundreds of people have died there and satanist often go there to scrafice amimals.
by Deep blue 2012 November 17, 2009
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zombitch

An annoying zombie that infects you from behind without asking. They are too much of a fail to get you like all the other brain-eating undead.
*not to be confused with ninja zombies who actually have skillz in creeping up on humans.
human: *standing ready to blow out some zombie guts with a shotgun*
zombitch: *sneaks up from behind and scratches human in the back* trololololololol i got you!
human: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
by pwnzor>zhp< April 24, 2011
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