Zach

Most Retarded fucking cunt ever.
Noince

Zach is a Retard

by Greedysupermum November 1, 2019

zach

an ugly musty crusty homophobic racist sexist walmart gumpy looking bitch who can’t keep his dick in his pants

ew, zach is so weird. he flirta with everyone at our school

by evie.is.sad April 10, 2021

Zach

Zach is what we define a lad and a bloody good cunt. He is very short, but an absolute menace when he steps on the court. He is shit at fortnite but his humer compensates for the fact.

Zach is a girl stealer.

by Zach skill November 24, 2021

Zach

A retard who should trim their eyebrows and gets no girls. Zach has a dark side to him once you get to know him. He loves humping.

Zach loves to hump blonde girls.

by TSVWCR July 31, 2024

Pulling a Zach

Jumping into a relationship way too fast, and then realizing it shortly after

God damnit, you've only known her for 3 weeks and you guys are already dating! Stop pulling a Zach.

by noodalie June 17, 2017

zach shambaugh

a term used to describe a certain individual, usually a male, whom strives in being awesome and and has a butthole that is used as an universal remedy to cure all ailments. This person is usually known to have an enormous penis that is loved by all.

I have a feeling that person is trying to be a zach shambaugh after college.

by barry tyrone September 13, 2020

zach fulton

A colossal dick in a box

Zach Fulton is such a fuck boy

by Tr0phy$lay3r July 5, 2016