A Work Death occurs when a co-worker leaves your team for another company. In reality they're still alive, but the truth is you'll never see that person ever again after they leave. It's as if they've died and gone on to the next (corporate) life.
"Did you hear that Kami is leaving us for a job at MegaCorp?!"
"Dang, I bet we never see her again"
"Oh well, be sure to wish her a Happy Work Death :)"
"Dang, I bet we never see her again"
"Oh well, be sure to wish her a Happy Work Death :)"
by Robthegreat November 11, 2021
changing reservations, making sale tags, packets, sandwiches, office max runs. " Can you change those reservations for me?" "NO, that's Kevin Work"
by muthafuckerJohnson February 24, 2015
I'm gonna fuck your mouth up !
Shut up before I realign your grill work !
by Big Foot Hammer December 13, 2019
A local government worker phenomenon wherein which the division of labor between workers and watchers is typically at a higher ratio than private work.
Why is everyone just standing around watching that one guy dig the hole?
That's how county work is done.
That's how county work is done.
by ohjayesimpson August 20, 2020
by SweetMeat July 16, 2013
by trillmatik February 02, 2014
Useless/unnecessary work that is completed, but incorrect. Also work that needs to be completed that is left for you to do.
‘You did a lot of Shawn work by reorganizing that.’
‘I guess I’ll do all this Shawn work, apparently no one else is going to.’
‘I guess I’ll do all this Shawn work, apparently no one else is going to.’
by Toiletboard May 05, 2021