Wirey Wizard

Kevin heraty the wirey wizard is a 40 year old freak who makes way to much on youtube but these days working mediocre jobs idk why

kev or wirey wizard is always in fights and drama all the time

by handlebyoy November 22, 2023

King wizard

When you are too good to be true, and have lived long enough to believe in yourself

How did you know that?
Well im the king wizard

by Breezybabie February 21, 2022

Wizard

A person who is a virgin until 30. Probably enjoys video games and he also has a hard time picking up girls but tries it anyways.

"Did you meet Richard yesterday?"
"Yes, he invited me to the theatre and bought me chocolate but then he started to act like a weirdo and I wasn't sure about his intentions. I bet he's a wizard."

by Gamerboy2000000 October 11, 2022

split the wizard

When you win a chili cook off with armadillo meat and cinnamon rolls (Kansas specialty)

"Hey Mayra, how we gonna split the wizard here?"

by Kansas Armadillo November 14, 2018

wizard of ooze

A joking way to refer to the film the Wizard of Oz, or a way to describe strange or extraordinary circumstances, especially those with parallels to the film. May also refer to a wholesome, happy movie or an old-timey one.

"What is this, Wizard of Ooze?"
"Wizard of Ooze is my favorite movie dawg"
"You guys need to stop acting like Wizard of Ooze rejects"
"You skate park rejects ain't even seen Wizard of Ooze"

by IM_NIMONA January 24, 2024

Kids vs. Wizards

Eng.: The worst Russian animated movie based on a very controversial book. An blatant xenophobic religious propaganda (read: non-Russians and magicians are evil), graphics and animation efforts are god-awful, the premise and plot are cliched and ridiculous, the overall message is warped, characters are forgettable and unrelatable, multiple blatant historical inaccuracies (read: Nazi camp in Scotland?!), bla-bla-bla. Five obvious reasons I could bother to say. Thank god the sequel never happened.

More like ROC (Russian Orthodox Church) vs. Harry Potter. Harry Potter is still awesome, though.

Rus.: Убогий российский анимационный фильм по очень неоднозначной книге. Банальная ксенофобская религиозная пропаганда (читай: нерусские и маги - зло), графика и анимация отвратительны, замысел и сюжет клишированы и нелепы, общий посыл искажен, персонажи забываемы и неуместны, множество вопиющих исторических моментов неточности (читай: нацистский лагерь в Шотландии?!), бла-бла-бла. Пять очевидных причин, которые я мог бы назвать. Слава богу продолжения не было.

Скорее РПЦ (Русская православная церковь) против Гарри Поттера. Но Гарри Поттер все равно прекрасен.

Kids vs. Wizards' infamous quotes:
Professor Kosh: Let's feed with lead pies! (Профессор Кош: Накормим свинцовыми пирогами!)
Elya: Shut up, Russian pig! (Эля: Заткнись, русская свинья!)

by Maxkatsur April 30, 2023

Wizard of Odds

Master of Wordplay.

Witty Lizzy, word twister, merits the moniker Wizard of Odds.

by Wizard of Odds April 25, 2023