wizard jerking

the sexual act of dressing an old homeless person and giving the a hand job, then letting them cum in a jar that is then emptied into a cauldron and mixed with different types of herbs. then the concoction is given to the same homeless person as a drink without telling him how it was made

"did you hear about the mass wizard jerking incident!? it was insane!"

by Serbian crab March 14, 2024

Wirey Wizard

Kevin heraty the wirey wizard is a 40 year old freak who makes way to much on youtube but these days working mediocre jobs idk why

kev or wirey wizard is always in fights and drama all the time

by handlebyoy November 22, 2023

King wizard

When you are too good to be true, and have lived long enough to believe in yourself

How did you know that?
Well im the king wizard

by Breezybabie February 21, 2022

wizard wednesday

When one trips acid during school/work on a Wednesday.

"Wow did you see James? He looked plated." "Yea he's tripping sack it's wizard wednesday.'

by Geebo9011 February 5, 2020

Kids vs. Wizards

Eng.: The worst Russian animated movie based on a very controversial book. An blatant xenophobic religious propaganda (read: non-Russians and magicians are evil), graphics and animation efforts are god-awful, the premise and plot are cliched and ridiculous, the overall message is warped, characters are forgettable and unrelatable, multiple blatant historical inaccuracies (read: Nazi camp in Scotland?!), bla-bla-bla. Five obvious reasons I could bother to say. Thank god the sequel never happened.

More like ROC (Russian Orthodox Church) vs. Harry Potter. Harry Potter is still awesome, though.

Rus.: Убогий российский анимационный фильм по очень неоднозначной книге. Банальная ксенофобская религиозная пропаганда (читай: нерусские и маги - зло), графика и анимация отвратительны, замысел и сюжет клишированы и нелепы, общий посыл искажен, персонажи забываемы и неуместны, множество вопиющих исторических моментов неточности (читай: нацистский лагерь в Шотландии?!), бла-бла-бла. Пять очевидных причин, которые я мог бы назвать. Слава богу продолжения не было.

Скорее РПЦ (Русская православная церковь) против Гарри Поттера. Но Гарри Поттер все равно прекрасен.

Kids vs. Wizards' infamous quotes:
Professor Kosh: Let's feed with lead pies! (Профессор Кош: Накормим свинцовыми пирогами!)
Elya: Shut up, Russian pig! (Эля: Заткнись, русская свинья!)

by Maxkatsur April 30, 2023

Wizard

a person who unsuccessfully attempts sexual assault with their fingers.
MUST have a side part and glasses (bonus points for being chubby)

“watch out its wizard!!” jack says, terrified
“IM CLENCHING MY CHEEKS” dylan shudders as the wizard walks past

by jssomeone April 1, 2025

Wizard

A Star Wars euphemism used to express that something is cool or awesome.

Hym "THEY BROUGHT IT BACK! THEY BROUGHT IT BACK IN 'BOOK OF BOBA FETT'! I FUCKING TOLD YOU YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS! THAT SHIT IS FUCKING WIZARD! LET'S GO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Iam "Wow... I forgot you nerd out over shit like that..." 😅

Hym "Shut... You know what? I'm going to let you have that one. But only because the only thing I enjoy more then being right is everyone else being wrong. Hahahahahaaaa!!"

Iam "Heh... Really? It's kind of nice to see you outside of your typical edge-lord framework."

Hym "And now you're pushing your luck..."

Iam "Hehe... Sorry..."

by Hym Iam April 17, 2022