When you're so sad you just want to grab a bottle of vodka, drowned in your own vomit and wake up the next day not knowing who you are.
by Suckadick350 August 17, 2016

This is a state of inebriation when you get so drunk that you mistake a bathtub for a bed and fall asleep in a bathtub.
"She was so bathtub wasted she didn't realized she crawled into the bathtub to sleep instead of her bed."
by Mastro Lindo August 25, 2013

The act of getting so shitfaced that you blackout and puke and are hungover for two days. When this level of drunk is achieved then usually it is followed by a period of swamp-ass and ball-sweat the next day.
by drunkpunk222 July 29, 2016

lesbian:
i covet your energy healing waste managing reservoir, but i am in heaven.
lesbemen:
you are heavenly. pick my energy healing waste managing reservoir.
lesbian:
how can i covet what i already have now.
lesbemen:
pick it.
i covet your energy healing waste managing reservoir, but i am in heaven.
lesbemen:
you are heavenly. pick my energy healing waste managing reservoir.
lesbian:
how can i covet what i already have now.
lesbemen:
pick it.
by mc ski motts the sauceman July 18, 2016

When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into some homemade soup without telling you and the next thing you know, you are face down in your bowl.
Mom: How’s that soup Shanda?
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!
by Papford September 29, 2021

1. A kick ass tune by Iron Maiden with one of the best guitar solos in history, although Aces High beats Wasted Years by a miniscule.
2. Me and my ex
2. Me and my ex
1. "You ever heard of this banger of a tune called Wasted Years? It has a fucking good guitar solo.
"Nah but I'll give it a listen"
"Nice Nice"
2. My ex wasted years of my life only to end the relationship for petty reasons which could've been easily sorted. I once said those were the best years of my life, but now I can't say the same as I no longer treasure those moments.
"Nah but I'll give it a listen"
"Nice Nice"
2. My ex wasted years of my life only to end the relationship for petty reasons which could've been easily sorted. I once said those were the best years of my life, but now I can't say the same as I no longer treasure those moments.
by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022
