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John Wade

The most handsome man with the most beautiful smile. He will sing songs such as "Hungry Arms". He is a sensitive soul, but his outwardly manly exterior keeps his walls high. He is a kind man, with the most beautiful green eyes (not blue). If you ever meet a John Wade on a corner make sure to shut your eyes if you don't want to fall for him. His singing is pretty terrible, makes a banging vegan cheese sauce and he always pops the toilet seat down like a true gent. He is funny, but not as funny as a small Jo. He is a man of many talents. He gets distracted by shiny things occasionally and takes an age to pick a film. He is very very hard working. If you find a John you should know how lucky you are.
Person 1: Look at that handsome man over there!

Person 2. He must be a John Wade.
by Guitarjo April 30, 2022
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"I went to Manila Waldorf School."

"Oh yeah? How was it there?"

"Eh, kinda mid."
by biggest cat May 2, 2022
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Dude you are so hot you like Nash Waddell
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E Waldron

E Waldron is a book writer who is probably failing English. They wear a ponytail higher than Jesus himself. They did pee-pee in the poo-poo on accident. I repeat, accident.
Did you hear about E Waldron and how they accidentally pickle in their tickle?
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Garry Wade

An Absolute Fucking Legend. With a PHD in economics (Search Him On LinkedIn, he's a public speaker)
That guy is awesome. He's like a baby Garry Wade. All He needs now is to get an economics degree
by HarryOC493 December 8, 2022
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Brown Waldo

When you shit in a girl’s eyelids and then eat her out while she tries to play where’s Waldo.
Customer: “Hey, can I buy this book of Where’s Waldo?”

Cashier: “aren’t you a little old for that?”
Customer: “I’m going to give my girl a brown Waldo later.”
by Evening Steven March 11, 2023
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