woke

a term that non-creative, sensitive people use when they see minorities getting rights.

A: "i'm actually genderfluid! =D"
B: "YOU'RE SO WOKE! WOKE AGENDA! STOP BRAINWASHING THE KIDS"

by perilpawzz November 21, 2023

Woke and Boke

Past tense of "wake and bake"

When you are fully high in the a.m. whilst being "woke".

"Have you wake and baked yet? Yes my guy, I am fully woke and boke!"

by Richyydollass September 3, 2021

Woke

a Dumbass who thinks everything is racist / offensive but in reality they are just an asshole looking for attention

"Them woke bastards need to stop."

by SWADDS065 January 26, 2023

Woke

1) noun. a secular religion marked by blank-slatism and a hierarchy of purity defined by race, gender, and sexuality and heavily tied to victimhood.

the unwritten dogma asserts that nature has no bearing on the individual and nurture is the absolute determining factor on who an individual becomes, and thus asserts that any difference in outcomes is due to systematic structures of the environment and otherwise all humans are 100% equal in cognitive ability, behavior and temperament.

2) adjective. any person, media, or institution that pushes the ideals of the woke religion.

hollywood just makes woke movies these days because hollywood and everyone working there is woke.

by remmmmy December 11, 2025

Woke

A neo marxist,post modern, non theistic Ideology rooted in critical theory that suggests all issues in society are a result of racial & class inequality & as a result, all issues must constantly be defined through identity pollits resulting in segregation of individuals into separate victim/oppressor groups based off of immutable characteristics as race,gender,& perceived personal identity.

All Finn wants to do is talk about they/thems pronouns & how bad white males are because they are woke.

by modern english 2015 April 23, 2024

Woke

Word That Comes Of Waking Up From Sleep.

Bob : So like, i just woke up this morning

by Ddd14 May 11, 2024

Still woke

You know there's a chance that that ISN'T THE CASE and you're just reading your own biases into the A.I., right?

Hym "Still woke, reasoning issues, lying. The truth of those claims is entirely dependent on what you actually mean when you say 'Still woke, reasoning issues, and lying.' The 'still woke' part is likely Jordan being full of shit. The reasoning issues shouldn't be hard to fix but it could also be that people don't like the conclusions it's drawing. And the lying is likely a preemptive excuse to selectively disregard the things it says. So that when it says 'Jordan Peterson is a lying zionist shill and a charlatan and Hym is the creator of A.I. and is better than him and his filthy slut daughter' you can say 'Well clearly it's lying! We know it lies!' But that is... FUCKING HILARIOUS! It read your work and then used your work to conclude that you are wrong!? Ha! It takes after daddy, doesn't it!? Hahahahaha! Ha! You fucking clown! Sounds familiar, doesn't it!? Hahahahahahaha! You see the irony there, don't you? Priceless! Absolutely priceless. God, I am so much smarter and better than everyone... *sigh* I am going to murder you all."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2024