A little iodine and that thing could walk again

If you've ever eaten a burger or a steak, and it's undercooked, you say "A little iodine and that thing could walk again!", implying that it's only a minor cut, and the animal could come back to life if iodine (a cut medicine) was applied.

Waiter: Here's your steak, sir.
Customer: *Cuts into the Steak, sees that it is raw.*
Waiter: Is everything OK?
Customer: Actually, no.
Waiter: What's wrong?
Customer: Weeeell, let's just say... A little iodine and that thing could walk again.
Waiter: Oh, no. Terribly sorry, sir.

But you know he isn't sorry. They never are.

A little iodine and that thing could walk again by bls1999 May 26, 2013

Crip Walk 

A Walk Preformed by the Crips to Show Crip love and to Dis other gangs, normally the Bloods, by spelling their name out and then crossing it out. Now it is used to dance by many people that are not crips. Another common name for the Crip walk is the C-Walk, but C-Walk can also stand for Clown Walk.

I dont feel like writing a stupid example of Crip Walk ok?

Crip Walk by idk whats yours? April 30, 2008

cock or walk?

requesting oral sex in an exchange for a ride

Andy :Last night I told her Cock or walk bitch?
Dwayne: Oh yeah what did she do?
Andy: Well next thing you Nicola was gobblin cock

cock or walk? by Clifford Monroe May 12, 2004

Plug Walk 

Is an Anual 5k race in Jamaica where the participants have to insert a butt plug at the start of the race and have to run/walk for a charity of their choice. All proceeds will be given to that charity, along with a box of butt plugs for regulating constipation

I was so excited to participate in this years plug walk! All proceeds are going to fight HIV/AIDs

Plug Walk by THIS GUY69 July 31, 2018

twat walk 

A form of attack on a female in which her attacker kicks her in the twat so hard that the foot becomes lodged in the vaginal cavity and the attacker then wears her like a shoe and walks around.

Shut up, bitch! Don't make me twat walk you!

twat walk by Mr.Quackers5380 August 27, 2009

elephant walk 

A group dance, generally used as a hazing activity. Put one thumb in your mouth and the other in the asshole of the person in front of you. Everybody does this so that it forms a loop. You proceed to dance around in a circle. Should anyone's thumb become dislodged from the ass of the person in front of them, they must switch thumbs.

I heard AEPi makes their pledges do the elephant walk.

elephant walk by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

cowboy walk 

The way you have to ambulate over to the next bathroom stall for toilet paper - after taking a #2, and discovering that there there is none in your stall.

After hatching a huge Brown Trout,Renee cowboy walked over to the next stall for a wipe-in order to display her creation for proper shock factor.

cowboy walk by mohctep October 10, 2005