Better vegan

The better vegan diet is a diet very similar to the vegan diet, but you can eat honey. That's the only difference. The only person to ever do this diet is Dr. Mike

Human being: what diet are you on?
Other human being: I'm on the better vegan diet.

by XnoobSpeakable April 26, 2022

Vegan sausage rolls

A food that will make you high. Often served in dodgy high schools no one knows what’s actually in them.

Aiza was high so she said “VeGAn sAuSaGe rOlLs”

by CloudyWeebConfetti July 8, 2021

Vegan

It means that u have a smoll pp

"hey mom im vegan" mom: u smoll pp

by epicgamerlolsigurd November 21, 2021

So vegan!

Another way to say "gay" or "retarded" in a derogatory way. Gays and retards can't help that they are that way, but vegans.. Vegans go out of their way to be purposely annoying and lame. Always trying to force their veganism on everyone else.

Hypocracy is so vegan.

Discrimination is so vegan.

OMG! That's so vegan!

by ÑøṣťŤịĶ April 18, 2023

Vegan Thumper

Vegans that go around pushing their opinions and beliefs on everybody when in reality no one gives a fuck.

I am not going out with her, she’s a fuckin’ vegan thumper

by @bahamamama August 19, 2019

vegan sav

A girl who tortures her body way too damn much. Also is Huddy’s gf. Haha I ship.

Vegan sav is not actually vegan.

by Beverly Grangus October 19, 2021

That Vegan Teacher

Everyone who has critical thinking skills (including normal vegans who leave people alone) hates her. She's known for being a hypocrite and abusing/neglecting her poor dog who's clearly depressed because she feeds her dog kibble that's devoid of protein, so the dog is slowly dying. That Vegan Teacher tries to shove veganism down everyone's throats. She should be banned from all social media platforms so she can leave everyone alone.

We should ban That Vegan Teacher from all public spaces, social media, and from having pets.

by Failurebitch February 21, 2025