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siamese valley 

Having sex with the neck cleavage of Siamese Twins that have two heads but share one body
I gave them a Siamese valley train until I nutted on their hunch back
siamese valley by The_Sarge April 3, 2016

charlotte valley

A place of racism and incest. The teachers fuck the basketball team, and the trailer parks are the common breeding grounds.
I fucked someone from Charlotte Valley and now I have herpes.

genesee valley center 

Shopping mall in Flint, MI. Very ghetto and also referred to as Ghetto Valley
"I'm going shopping" "Oh where at?" "Just up at Genesee valley center". "Man you mean Ghetto Valley?"

Silicon Valley Splif 

When you hit a juul or e-cigarette while simultaneously hitting a weed pen .
I was on cloud 9 after I hit that Silicon Valley splif at the party last night!

Pleasant Valley Junior High

This is a middle school in Le Claire, IA. As a student at this school, I can confirm they're mostly rich kids. Though they claim not to be wealthy, everyone's dad works for John Deer so... We don't have backpacks because fucking morons feel the need to vape during school hours. Apparently they can't wait for their breath to smell and their teeth to fall out until after school. 40% of people are pretty cool, but the other 60%? Not so much. The best part about this school is the people of colour. They're awesome. The white kids are the worst. Just generally bad ya know? But no matter your race, if you don't come to school with aiRpoDs and atOmIC, you're a loser. These kids think they're humble and shit, but in reality, if they went to a different part of the world, say two cities over, they would see how good they actually have it. 70% of the teachers are troglodytes and can't teach to save their life, but it's ok because what we lack in education, we make up for in aThLetIcS (not really). Eighth grade boys are mostly jocky, try hard, sexist, bullying, lazy, stupid, passive agressive, boring, wannabe badasses who couldn't be bothered to so much as look at a book. Eighth grade girls are bitchy, dramatic, inconsiderate, arrogant, HYPOCRITICAL, selfish, superficial, manipulative, immoral and closed minded monkeys. Though there are some amazing people at this school, it's clear that it's mostly just annoying, racist, puberty struck tweens with no sense of self or empathy.
friend: where do you go to school?
you: pleasant valley junior high.

friend: I think I hear my mom calling, gotta go.