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Beach Troll 

The denser of male “lower class” beach trolls still live in the past. Most of them are extremely paranoid due to long years of drug abuse, have short tempers and histories of road rage. Many aging beach trolls have long, graying hair, wear outdated “heavy metal” t-shirts and have a fascination with monster trucks, skull imagery and Nazi memorabilia.

All beach trolls are shysters and tight-fisted money grubbers who will screw you on any deal while making it out like you are the one coming out ahead. They will usually always greet you with a smile and a handshake. Sometimes, they will call you “brother” to throw you off track.

Most male beach trolls are shit stirrers, lechers, trouble-makers and male versions of “skanks.” They would be the first person to get your under-aged daughter heavily stoned to have sex with her in your bed while you were away at work. Avoid contact with all versions of trolls at all costs.
My 50-year-old neighbor just got hauled away for statutory rape with a minor. What a beach troll he is.
Beach Troll by Ian De La Rosa June 24, 2013

ticket-troll 

A bothersome creature that seems to appear out of nowhere sneaking up on people when they least expect it and ruin an otherwise perfect day by giving something to them not wanted and taking away something they need.
While trying to get to work, but running late, a driver didn't notice the ticket-troll tailing behind their vehicle, waiting for them to make a mistake, giving the creature a chance to pounce upon the unsuspecting victim.
ticket-troll by jpg3 December 8, 2013
Related Words

skank troll 

A obnoxious and crass person who partakes in scandalous sexual behavior to get the attention of a large audience. They usually come across as someone who is trying too hard. They have to overcompensate for a lack of other desirable qualities by provoking outrage with salacious behavior.
Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton

"Man, I couldn't take my eyes off her humping that fire hydrant, she was skank trolling the hell out of me."
skank troll by ncojay September 13, 2013

Paid Troll 

A user (or multiple users) paid by wealthy people or corporations to disrupt and disagree with a discussion forum or comment blog.
That so-and-so always disagrees with any mention of climate change. He is a Paid Troll for the oil industry.

Sora the troll 

Sora the troll is a youtuber. He is also secretly an English teacher. He teaches helpful Japanese words and phrases, makes great music, and trolls a girl on discord.
Sora the troll by BTS.TROLL August 25, 2019

poor disguised troll

For instance when a little guy named Dennis R. says ccccccccccccccccccancer all the time when infact he is the cancer walking among us that's a poor disguised troll.

Lunch Troll 

An awkward, irritating co-worker that creeps you out during lunch. The lunch troll typically preys on pretty girls in the company cafeteria or break room. It may try to strike up an unwanted conversation with you, sit at your table uninvited, stare at you for long periods of time, or ask you on a date.
Mariah: I was getting coffee this morning and I turned around and saw lunch troll standing in the corner staring at me... eeew!

Beckie: That's not bad, I was in the cafeteria microwaving food and it came up and asked me what I did last night... *creepy*

Me: I was telling my buddies about this hot girl I just met and lunch troll sat down and started asking strange questions about her... *uncomfortable*
Lunch Troll by dee-rock March 18, 2010