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The magic touch

The ability to make something work when no one else can.
I can’t get the car to start, (friend) let me give it a go, I got the magic touch. (Car starts)
by Davonator July 31, 2020
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no no dont touch me there this is my no no square

that song that you should know it you have any way to even see tiktok

oh and you should have also just typed in no no square
NO NO DONT TOUCH ME THERE THIS IS MY NO NO SQUARE
by GW in corona February 3, 2021
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My Shit Touching

It means your very hungry and it’s almost a feeling that your stomach is eating itself.
Charlie: I love to eat Chipotle.
Max: My shit touching I would go for some.
by Dontbeme3 January 22, 2022
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Reverse Midas Touch

See 'Jackass Of All Trades.'

Somebody who is absolutely useless at any task.

Turns everything to crap.

Ask him to perform a task and he will make a substandard effort.
Tradie: "Hey boss, why did you fire T?"
Boss: "Because he was fucken useless, the Jackass of All Trades had a Reverse Midas Touch."
Tradie: "Whoa, fuck me dead and call me Mary, I guess the company was going into the shitter..."
by Schteeeeve March 6, 2022
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bad touch

1.a song by the bloodhound gang about kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex
person 1: woo me with loving words
person 2: ...love you clean up with a mop and bucket...we can do it doggy style so we can both watch sex files...
person 1: i love you
by ocfangurl March 17, 2005
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Touch The Monkey

A phrase coined by Mike Myers in the Saturday Night Live skit, "Sprockets". It can either mean
a) To literally touch a monkey.
b) To masturbate.
a) I was at the zoo and I decided to touch the monkey.
b) I got really lonely and bored so I touched the monkey.
by Justin1552 October 13, 2008
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touche bag

n. sack or sports bag purpose-built to carry fencing swords, mask, uniform etc.
Excusez-moi. Has madamoiselle seen my touche bag magnifique?

Mais non! Nor do I wish to see it!

Perhaps madamoiselle understands not. La touche bag is something I slide over my sword to keep it clean.
by gnostic1 July 16, 2011
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