secret uncle

Your own personal uncle that is secret to the rest of the world.

Mikalah: I swear i have a secret uncle.
Madi: I don’t believe you, show me.
mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!

by Jeeoh July 26, 2021

Secret Pre-Workout

The term Secret Pre-Workout is used to refer to a form of extra energy and motivation obtained after a gym-bro goes through a break up. They can usually be identified by wearing hoodies and lifting impossible weight since they are "going through it."

"Have you seen Chad pulling 315 on deadlift!?" "Yeah bro, I heard he got the secret pre-workout."

by JimmyJohnJones07 March 29, 2023

secret spaghetti sauce

WHEN YOU CUM BLOOD!!!!!!!

Dude I love secret spaghetti sauce
My dad makes it alot

by Secret spaghetti sauce October 11, 2023

Secret Pasta

The kind of pasta that is so delicious, only a true Italian Nona from Sicily would be able to make.

Damn this pasta is so good it's secret pasta for sure!

by SecretPasta June 3, 2015

secret mamba

the flyest motha fucka out there, a true ladies man, aka LOCK UPS all day, aint no body fuckin with this nigga

Secret Mamba: only name irreplaceable to secret mamba is God

by King Mamba March 3, 2011

secret delete

Placing a friend on "hide" in your facebook news feed. In essence not being able to read every little thing happening within their personal bubble.

Simply put...you can secret delete someone you would like to delete from your friendlist, but don't want to go through the agonizing experience of having to explain it to them.

Jim: Hey, Joe...did you read what that moron Dave posted as his Facebook status last night? Simply the dumbest thing I have ever read.

Joe: No, I've had him on secret delete for a couple weeks now. He is such a feedclogger If I didn't work with him I would have deleted him completely.

by Crimson X December 5, 2010

secret vacation

When you take a vacation day and don't tell your significant other

Don't tell my wife I'm up here drinking on my secret vacation.

by Deadbolt0804 March 27, 2015