Captain Ahab

A man (typically of Arabic descent and low economic status) who participates in sexual relations solely with obese white women.

Why is Hamid Hussain with a 250 pound woman when himself weighs a mere buck one forty?

Well I guess he's a Captain Ahab that can't do better.

by Pickled Embryo June 23, 2022

Backwards Captain

When engaging in intercourse in the doggie position and just before the man climaxes, he pulls out, grabs the nearby bottle of captain Morgan, & spritzes it on his/her lower back. When the partner turns around to comment/complain, the man ejaculates directly into his/her face. Then he takes a bottle shot of the Captain and then proceeds to hit his partner in the face with said bottle.

Joshua: I gave Sheila the backwards captain last week. I haven't heard from her since.

by baconlynn August 22, 2016

Snack Captain

The person on he road trip in charge of snacks

Ellen is the best snack captain, she packed subs for lunch, almonds, and ice tea.

by JulieDonair July 15, 2022

Captain Universe

A caped crusader known for various tactics of defeating crime, including riding on top of cars (also known as Urban Surfing), and kerb-crawling next to suspicious cyclists. Driving at low speed, the Captain reaches out of his car and produces a playmobil telephone to offer to the cyclist, claiming "It's for you-hooooo!"
If said cyclist answers the phone, or rejects it, the captain will identify their criminality, and speed off into the distance, singing "Caaaaaaaaptain Uuuuuuuuniiiiveeeeeeeeeerssssseee!!!"

This term can be used as a noun to describe the superhero, or as a verb to describe his actions of crime-fighting.

Did you see Captain Universe on Oxford Hight Street last night? He was mental! He nearly Captain Universe'd three cyclists in one go!

by Monty S-B November 26, 2010

captain afghanistan

Also known as 'Captain', is an Australian super hero, originated from Afghanistan under the secret identity of Australian school boy, Oliver.

"It's a boat! It's a refugee! It's Captain Afghanistan!"

by Pu$$Y$l4er21 September 3, 2017

Captain Shook

A name for someone in a position of management who frequently overreacts to all employees mistakes.

"Hey Bill, is Captain Shook around? I spilled some water and I don't want to get written up again."

by HiIKnifeYou May 19, 2017

Captain Cook'd

To get so altered on either alcohol or drugs that you discover a new land, like the English navy captain that discovered Australia

James: so are we gonna get Captain Cook'd tonight?
Scott: yeah I feel like exploring

by Uncle Querncey November 18, 2017