60/40 split

60/40 split refers to a marriage or relationship dynamic where the man is the primary earner and the woman is the secondary earner. The man pays 60% of the bills while the woman pays 40% of the bills. Chores and childcare are split evenly and shared among the couple. Studies show the 60/40 split has the lowest rates of divorce, lowest rates of adultery, and highest rate of marital satisfaction. This is to be contrasted with the 40/60 split where the man pays 40% and the woman pays 60%.

I will do a 60/40 split sometime in the future.

by leldon February 4, 2025

split rating syndrome

n. a case where the attractiveness of a person (you know or don't know) will shift drastically within a month or even week, causing your rating for them to go up or down, and making you unsure of how attractive the person really is.

"What the? Last time I saw her, I would've given her at least a 6.5 or 7, but today she's like a 3. She must have split rating syndrome.

by Ottertail King June 28, 2011

Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

corner split

in cardistry if you drop your deck and it lands on the edge you may got some corner splits. A card consists of 2/3 layers of paper and a corner split is when these papers plit on the corner.

i dropped my deck on the floor now i got corner splits.

by Gay = funny January 3, 2022

Split Head

An enjoyable band that wrote the songs “What a Joke”, and “Boys got bad teeth”

Dude 1: Have you heard “Split Head” recently?
Dude 2: Yeah, I love the song “BDUBS”!!

by cranberrypasta February 19, 2021

Split the wood

A mark ass nigga that splits the backwood instead of unraveling the backwood

Yo this nigga Marcus deadass just split the wood

by Splithewood December 2, 2016

Split Twins

Siblings who aren’t actually twins, but look so strikingly alike that people constantly mistake them for twins — despite being born years apart. It’s like the universe hit copy and paste, just with a time delay.

Split twins might share similar height, facial features, mannerisms, or even personalities. Whether they’re one year apart or ten, they give off serious twin energy without sharing a birth date.

“Wait, you’re not twins?”
“Nope. I’m three years older. We’re split twins.

by PubliusX June 22, 2025