Pump Dog

The act of masterbation by inserting your penis into a vaccum cleaner hose and alternating between the suck and blow settings untill ejaculation is achieved.

Screw you guys, im gona go home and ruin my vaccum with a hardcore pump dog.

by T3rman8tor May 16, 2011

prairie dogging

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels as though the turd is moving in and out.

I have to use the restroom so bad that Im prairie dogging it.

by michael November 11, 2003

hair of the dog

An alcoholic beverage consumed as a hangover rememdy. The phrase comes from the expression "hair of the dog that bit you", meaning that the best cure for what ails you is to have some more of it. In ancient times it was literally used to say that if a dog were to bite you, putting the dog's hair into the wound would heal it. "Like cures like". This hangover remedy is not recommended because a) it leads to a bad habit of drinking during the day and b)it doesn't really work very well. Still, this method works about as well as most other hangover remedies.

Steve: Man, I'm really paying for all those keg stands I did last night.
Tony: Yeah, I'm hurting too. Hair of the dog?
Steve: Why not, man. We got a few beers left in the fridge.

by Paco February 26, 2005

dog catcher

A metaphor in political prose for the lowest possible and least-regarded elected office or politician thereof.

Johnnie Smith's platform is so insane and out-of-touch that he couldn't get himself elected to dog catcher of Maysville, much less to Congress.

by Allen Boyer December 31, 2007

Dog in the Manger

One who withholds something from someone that's useless to himself.

A dog in a manger who prevents a cow from eating even though the dog has no use for cowfeed.

by Methid Man December 15, 2004

whistle dog

A hot dog with bacon and cheese.

Term is somewhat popular in Canada and less so elsewhere. Whistle dogs are available at Canadian A&W as well as many smaller, independently-owned restaurants.

Hot dog! Dad made whistle dogs for dinner!

by j0hnny63 August 11, 2010

boil the dog

To press your crotch tightly to a friends butt while they are farting in an attempt to warm your genitals.

My friend was cold in bed with me so I decided to boil the dog.

by Gamerbro207 December 23, 2014