I have to text my pig

A modern version of "I have to wash my hair" or "I have to sort my sock drawer"; an obvious excuse and serious blow off that can be employed when standing in front of the person asking you to do something you don't want to do.

Girl: So we're going to Bar 123 after this; do you want to come with us?
Guy: Aw, I would but I have to text my pig.

by KK70 July 17, 2011

text message boyfriend

A man or boy that maintains pseudo - romantic relationships through text messaging. He rarely relies on any other form of communication. These men may have a hard time communicating over the phone or in person. This may also be a guy who is Just Not That Into You. The text message boyfriend may stem out of the myspace boyfriend category

-Did you hear from TMB today?
-Text Message Boyfriend just asked where I was.

by TMGF December 9, 2008

textretary

Texting on behalf of someone else

My husband is text message challenged. Therefore, I am his textretary.

by Spring Maiden April 12, 2009

textonym

A textonym is a word which becomes ambiguous when using predictive text due to having the same button combination as other unrelated words. They often make a text confusing or incomprehensible.
Particularly prominent in drunk texting.

He = If
Me = Of
Book = Cool
Soon = Room

'Textonyms are so annoying, my drunken text makes no sense'

by MySpaceFTL November 26, 2007

Texas Hill Country

1. The most visited region than any other in Texas. Most loved for its scenery, it includes the following cities: San Antonio, Austin, Fredericksburg, New Braunfels, San Marcos and Alamo Heights. It includes many attractions that the family, friends or anyone can enjoy. For example: Seaworld Texas, Lyndon Baynes Johnson Memorial, Natural Bridge Caverns, The Riverwalk, The Alamo, the Texas State Capitol, Aquarena Springs and other places of interest (which is why this place as a lot of visitors).

2. Edwards Plateau (geographical term).

3. Setting of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

4. Area in Texas where the road goes up-and-down repeatably.

5. Where The South meets Southwest.

Damn the Texas Hill Country has lots of things to do!!!!

by Loki353637 August 4, 2008

Texas Jr.

A state directly north of Texas whose inhabitants imitate the dress, speech, and culture of Texans, whose claim to fame is being adjacent to Texas. Also known as Oklahoma.

I wanted to take a road trip down to Texas but since my car broke down I only made it as far as Texas Jr.

by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. March 21, 2010

Text Blocked

The process of getting blocked from some action with your girlfriend or boyfriend by a text sent to that person by a friend, family, etc.

Guy&Girl: *making out*

Girl: Opps I got a text, gimme a minute to reply.

Guy: *sighs*
Guy: *Whispers to himself* Dang, that guy/girl just Text Blocked me.

by Oooboii July 31, 2010