Taint Tunnel

noun
1 : A person who tends to say things with complete disregard of how others will receive the message.

2 : Butt's hole.

1 : My friend is a top teir taint tunnel.
2 : Always wipe your taint tunnel from left to right.

by scottzero January 24, 2023

Taint Joint

The Taint Joint is something only passed off upon someone in ill will. Marijuana is rolled into a cigarette also commonly know as a joint, later the joint is placed along the taint, secured for a time underneath the sweaty scrotum. Later this joint is given to an unsuspecting victim who in turn later smokes your sweaty taint grease.

I was really pissed at them, so I slipped them a Taint Joint.

by Bob~Da~Builder January 11, 2014

taint titties

Testicles

Hey everyone (points to testicles), check out my taint titties!

by Olygote December 19, 2016

Tainted Sausage

When you find out a guy has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still sausage)
See Tainted Beef for a woman.

Dude 1 'Dude, I was gona sleep with Kyle, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'

by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018

Cobra Taint

Cobra taint is when you massage your taint after orgasm to get all of the semen out. This technique is known to prevent drips.

Oh man, I forgot to cobra taint after my shower this morning, and now I'm dripping!

by Bestie420 July 21, 2022

Taint Sparkle

The remains of a fart that produces a splatter of shit on one's taint.

"I thought I farted, but when i wiped, the paper revealed that I had a large amount of taint sparkles."

by klickklackpow January 6, 2012

Baby taint

when someone is so bad at apex but they pretend to be a pro and also drinks at cock island

That girl baby taint is a pussy

by nebuchadnezzar13 July 6, 2025