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Table Vulture

A word used to describe a person who circles people who appear to be leaving a busy restaurant so that they can sit down and enjoy their food. Parents often send their kids out as Table Vultures while the parent orders food.
*restaurant name* is always filled with Table Vultures on weekends.
by Sorry for stealing this name:/ October 11, 2017
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Table

A four legged piece of shit that you always stub your toe on
Guy 1: *walks in the dining room*
Table: GOTCHA BITCH
Guy 1: *stubs toe* FUCCCCCCk
by BOiNoNIBB June 4, 2018
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TableFlipper

Unstable person that gets triggered by people who don’t take their advice. Known to push shit off trucks yet calls people abusive. Pawn of AITF who will be their downfall. Has zero chill and cannot control her trigger happy lock finger. Cannot offer a simple apology.
There goes TableFlipper again, locking threads because she can’t deal

Wonder if AITF regret putting her as a GO now that many people have seen AITF bully others?

TableFlipper, fix yourself and your marriage before trying to give advice.
by Your First Choice September 18, 2018
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Tadeo

Tadeo is the sweetest guy you will ever meet he has chocolate brown hair a a river of golden honey for eyes he’s as smart as he is cute he usually plays football or is in track he’s extremely fast but has a just as amazing personality as looks he’s funny silly and extremely caring Tadeo will do anything and everything for his other half(aka his girlfriend)he will love you in a way you never thought anyone will Tadeo’s are generally Hispanic as well but if you find a tadeo never let go of him because he’s going to be the most amazing person and you won’t find anyone more special than him.
Hey who do you like?
I like tadeo

Dang you got lucky
by Phoenix 3486 August 19, 2022
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cash table

Playing poker with live money in the form of chips at a casino. There are certain tables for certain games, such as No Limit Texas Hold 'em, Limit Hold 'em, Omaha, and Seven Card Stud. Each of these tables also has a particular stake, ranging from $1/$2 into the thousands with its own minimum buy-in (No Limit and Pot Limit tables also a maximum buy-in).

Not to be confused with tournament tables, one can sit at and exit a cash table at their leisure, bringing and taking their chips with them, and may switch tables as much as they like.

At cash tables it is also customary to tip the dealer with a chip or two when you win a substantial pot, as a symbol of "thanking" the dealer for the cards. While the dealer has nothing to do with the cards other than dealing them out in random orders, their income from tips is notable enough to justify doing it both from a symbolic perspective and a friendly, sportmanlike persective. Plus, you'll seem stingy to them and the other players if you don't.
"Roy took his winnings from his first cash table and tried to move up to higher stakes. Unfortunately, he ended up going broke within the first few minutes there."
by Wilkin April 15, 2008
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ass table way back

When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.
ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving
by Uvenk January 13, 2011
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Lunch Table Friend

Someone who you'd sit with at lunch but is too weird and/or stupid to hang out with anywhere else. In many cases could be a fuck boy.
(blank) is fine to be around but he's just a lunch table friend.
by Sovereign K. December 20, 2014
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