An onomatopoeia verb primarily used in reference to ones sphincter.
It refers to both the motion and sound of tightly contracting ones sphincter muscle; clenching ones asshole.
It refers to both the motion and sound of tightly contracting ones sphincter muscle; clenching ones asshole.
I squintched so hard when that cop turned on his lights, luckily he was after the guy i was passing.
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Refers to a "So-and-So, this is So-and-So" names-stating meeting whereby one or both of said newly-met parties have visibly-suspicious narrowed-eyed reservations regarding da true identity, character, and/or intentions of da other just-been-verbally-acquainted-with-him individual.
If Benedetto had been presented to one or more of his immediate adoptive-family members by using his assumed-identity title of "Prince/Count Andrea Cavalcanti", said meeting would likely have been a squintroduction, as they would have thought that he looked remarkably like their own adopted son!
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Squint, squUint, squinT<.7.9.7.6.> mug.The medical definition is Eplastisquingitis. An abnormal growth out of the side of ones buttocks, resembling a grapefruit. It is rare and there is no known cure. Physicians recommend using goat urine as this seems to help with the burning and itch associated with an enlarged squinge
Alex has an abnormally large squinge on the left side of his buttocks which causes him problems when he passes gas.
Mike tried forcing the goat to urinate on his squinge infected buttocks but was instead bitten, which later caused a massive infection that made Mike to go into convulsions. Mike died later that day.
Mike tried forcing the goat to urinate on his squinge infected buttocks but was instead bitten, which later caused a massive infection that made Mike to go into convulsions. Mike died later that day.
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