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spreading the data

Spreading The Data or STD, as per the Acronym App is a method of ensuring that data stored on a network of servers, is not logically stored, but rather spread around for redundancy. The main issue with spreading the data, or STD, is that it does not usually involve spreading the data in replicated format, but rather random chunks of data, meaning in the event of failure, it means you lose some data, but not all the data. This is a technique employed by IT technicians with smuna. It invariably leads to hair loss, high stress levels and in severe cases, yelling at technicians for being stupid. If you encounter STD, report it to the relevant authorities and then hunt down the person doing it and kill them immediately.
The configs are everywhere, they must have been spreading the data
by honneamise April 13, 2021
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spreadjob

It’s where a boy and a girl mate by spreading both of their legs up like open scissors on the ground and both push into each other so their leg cavs are touching while both legs are spread out on each side fucking each other by going back and fourth on there asses.
I think me and my girl want a spreadjob but I don’t think my legs are that flexible, I guess she will have to teach me.
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Some Spreadsticks.

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IS THAT SIRTEFTEF OMG WE ARE GOING TO LOSE.
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The act of creating a playlist on Spotify out of sheer rage, due to one of the following 13 reasons:

1) You can't figure out how Spotify works.
2) Your favourite brand is getting a new minimalist design.
3) I'm looking at you, Discord...
4) You found some bitch at the club.

5) La La Land.
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7) Your mom.
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12) DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE-
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Person 1: "That means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football."
Person 2: "I dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs for my nana!"
Person 1: "Shut the fuck up or I'll start spite playlisting..."
by LennyPhoenix May 14, 2021
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