Misty Fuck Slap

When a guy and a chick are having sex and hes ready to cum, he takes a hit of weed, blows it in her face, farts in her face, jizzes on her face, and then bitch slaps her twice. The combination of the weed and fart creates a cool sensation that feels like someone is smokin a reefer through their asshole.

Dan: Dude, i was fuckin this chick and i gave her a misty fuck slap.

Bob: Man, i tried that once, but when i tried to fart i accidently shit on her face.

by Brisk222 July 14, 2009

slaphouse

British slang term for a strip club.

Let's get out of the flat, grab a pint, and hit the slaphouse.

by The TinMan May 1, 2009

johnson slap

slapping some one in the face with your penis

I johnson slaped that ho

by jizzo_joe December 14, 2005

slapahoe

When a pimp slaps one of his bitchy hoes with his strong pimp hand because she hasn`t payed up.

Hoe doesn`t give up the cash the pimp slapahoe to get his hard earned money.

by Trace S. January 14, 2007

beaver slap

when a person slaps or hits a girl in the lower abdomen right above her vagina

Jenny bent over in pain when she was beaver slapped

by tatas_r_ur_friend November 9, 2003

happy slap

A growing craze mostly popular with groups of chavs, especially in the London area, where they single out a complete stranger and smack them on the head, usually whilst recording it on a video phone, then do a runner.

The victim is almost always totally unaware, and they use it to their advantage so the vicim doesn't have a chance to grab the slapper and beat the living shit out of them.

Happy slappers are more evidence that humanity is either doomed or splitting.

by generic May 29, 2005

wallet slap

when a bitch is arguing with you, you take out your wallet and slap her across the face with it. Clarification: you are not simply throwing the wallet at her or hitting her with it, you are holding one fold of the wallet in your hand and flicking your wrist; thereby causing the other fold to flip out and slap the intended target.

a girl keeps talking about how a flier for your organization's party is offensive to women. in order to spare yourself the effort of having to pretend to listen, you quickly remove your wallet and perform the "wallet slap." She never saw it coming and is completely silent afterwards; thus saving much needed oxygen from being wasted.

by inDAmoniesGAME January 5, 2009