Soldered Asshair

When you take a shit and your ass isn't fully cleaned. Then the rest of the shit starts drying with your asshair together and you get Soldered Asshair

Person 1: Why you movin so funny?
Person 2: I think i got those ichy Soldered Asshair

by Quickbrother July 25, 2019

Sledger "Meme's"

Fucking dumbass who made this meme has sexopornia probably. All sledger memes are cringe and shitty. Fuck sledger.Fuck Trustlydragon.

Thank fucking God this bullshit trend died

(Sledger is a tower in tdstower defence simulatorthat was available before eclipse event, required to beat the Outpost 32 or in another name "frost invation")

dave:"ICE IS NICE ICE IS NICEICE IS NICE ICE IS NICE

Larry: "what the fuck I'm just trying to do night1"
Dave:"NEKO DJ TRASH NEKO DJ TRASH
Larry: "what the fuck, did that guy just on drugs?"
Player3:"Fuck this bullshit I'm leaving, *leaves*"
Player4:"same lol this child on crack make me sick" *leaves*
Larry: "Fuck you and your mother *leaves*"
Dave:"SLEDGER "MEME'S" FUNNY THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT THE GAME, IM LITTERALLY GONNA REPORT THEM FOR TALKING XD XD XD XD *leaves the game and cries irl*"

by Tvboi123 December 10, 2021

Sholed

used in place of the word pussy

Bruh.. i she got a tight sholed

by Sholedmasta January 7, 2022

hollar sled

a run down, beat up vehicle that is used to get from point A to point B. Usually associated with rednecks.

Did you see that hollar sled in the Wal-Mart parking long?

by Only in WV August 10, 2009

Sofa Soldier

A male, usually in their 20's, single, jobless, and shaped like a wad of cookie dough, who thinks he is a hard ass or bad ass because he plays violent video games all day long while gobbling fast food and soda. A grown-ass man who dresses like an 8-year-old boy (jorts, backwards baseball hat, 3xl sports jersey). Acts aggressive in real life by cutting in line, pushing women or kids out of his way, bragging how he can kick your ass while throwing around his shopping cart or merchandise in the store. When someone finally beats his slop ass and big gutted ego back down to size and puts his loser ass back in check, the soldier usually runs back to Mommy's basement and faps to hardcore porn and eats a case of pringles. Or works on his blog/podcast/hip hop
career.

My Girl: "That dopey eyed sofa soldier thinks he is intimidating us by pushing his big misshapen self up closer and slamming his shit down while drooling and trying to act hard..."
Me: "The only thing scary about him is how much of our tax dollars go toward keeping that waste of oxygen above ground..."
Sofa Soldier: "I'm hungry!!! And so tired from being up all night playing Call Of Duty... Ima kick somebody's ass if this line doesn't move faster"
Me:"Easy fat boy! You might have a heart attack... Just be patient this is reality not a video game"

by bob the driver September 18, 2016

Alabama Sledding

A man has to lay on the top of a hill naked, his sister/cousin/mother or any blood relative must sit on top of his cock. Than you push down the hill to start sledding, when the bumps hit his cock pushes further into his relative

Hey bro, last week my family and I went Alabama sledding, it was a grand ol' time

by Creator of cochlea March 7, 2019

licking the sledgehammer

A 2013 version of "jumping the shark". A reference to Miley Cyrus' video "Wrecking Ball" in which she licks a sledgehammer. That is the point where her career trajectory topped out.

Friend 1: I loved that bar. Just wished they had not changed their menu so much. The old food was way better.
Friend 2: Completely understand. They thought they were being daring and would get a new crowd. They really were just licking the sledgehammer with that idea.

by xtremerange October 9, 2013