Spider man

Where a guy is going at it and right when he is about to cums he cums in his hand and throws it in the girl/guys face and says "Go web!"

She got pissed when i did the spider man.

by Froseph89 February 15, 2009

The Spider

A contraption made from a huge water jug with 8 dildos coming off of it. It is used to pleasure random homosexuals. One person is required to hold it.

Alex pissed into the spider and the eight kids sucked on eight fake dicks all night long. They also chugged down gallons of piss.

by SJHS BOI February 2, 2005

Solider

Badass mambajamba who voluntarily gives and sacrifces more than anyone else.

The solider lived up to what his name stands for.

by jenmek November 13, 2010

Spider-man 3

Pretty much the absolutely the most terrible movie made in the last thirty years, and that's saying a lot because Troll 2 was made in the last thirty years, and up until that point it was one of the worst movies ever. The movie wasn't so bad, until about the point where Peter got the black suit (which was done entirely wrong) and started getting all emo and shit. The moment that broke my heart was when he saw his hair being normal, then made it do the emo swoop. GOD. But ultimately, the scene that actually brought the movie to the lowest of the low was the one where he's dancing in the street and givin' the ladies sexy looks (gets a suit; thrusts; thrusts; thrusts; thrusts; leaves). Not far behind is the scene where he's suddenly all jazzy and shit on the piano. Also, Venom sucked ass, and didn't have much of a tongue.

This is part of a disturbing trend seen in the last 5 years in the movie industry. Overall, 75% of the movies made in this time have been one of the following: sequels, remakes, adaptations from books or comic books, or prequels. This movie fills at least two of the above categories.

Sammy boy, you didn't used to suck... why do this to Spider-man?

Peter dances down street
Peter acts all kinds of emo
Peter gets all jazzy and whatnot in his piano number
Peter thrusts for way to long in public
Topher Grace is Eddie Brock'
Spider-man 1 < Spider-man 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spider-man 3

by Edgar Twenty-five December 30, 2007

spider veins

Slightly bigger veins usually located on the hands, arms, and feet.

bro: "hey dude, check out my spider veins"
dude: "bro, that is so fuckin wicked! i wish i had spider veins!"

by spiderperson December 16, 2005

left-sider

Left-sider is a term used at the University of Southern Maine by "right-siders" (those who sit on the right side of the cafeteria). According to the "right-siders", sitting on the left-side supposedly is a big taboo in terms of social status. The right side for the most part is occupied by jocks, ROTC members, Fraternity boys, Sorority girls, and those who spend way too much time worrying about their social status. One can only wonder if those who sit on the right side have anything better to do with their lives other than coming up with stupid labels and quasi-discriminatory terms. This is college, not high school... so grow up!

Right-sider: All the kids who sit on the left side are weird... those left-siders are losers!

Friend: Dude... really? Grow up, this isn't high school.

by usmGaysian November 24, 2010

slider

A dirtbag who somehow has scraped enough change together to make it from some crappy Atlantic seaboard state down I-95 to Florida, and then was to laxy to go any farther. Usually, the plan was to go to Miami, but they ended up polluting the streets of Jacksonville Beach. This can be a male or female, young or old, usually of caucasian ethnicity, with limited education, and absolutely no class whatsoever. They are easy to spot by their sideways ball caps, fake gold jewelry, wife beater t-shirt, and always have a cigarette hanging out of the side of the mouth when talking. This creature can usually be found drunk or fighting, when not busy stealing.

Did you see that tool riding that bicycle with the ape hanger handlebars?

Yeah man, what a slider--look, he even has a Salt Life t-shirt! Ha! Go home to Delaware man!

by P-diddy1968 March 25, 2009