Soccer mom

A Soccer mom is a mother who believes that their child is an absolute legend at soccer when in reality they're shit

that soccer mom thinks her kid if fucking ronaldo

by pints with the lads August 11, 2018

Soccer mom

a middle-aged white woman who drives an SUV and thinks her children are fucking legends at soccer

that soccer mom thinks her kid is fucking Ronaldo

by pints with the lads August 11, 2018

Soccer

Its fucking football not soccer.

Guy 1:I'm going to watch soccer with some friends
Guy 2: It's football you stupid ass

by BigUni72 September 18, 2018

Soccer

A game where people kick balls around and hope to hell they score.

Look at those kids, their playing a game of boys vs. girls soccer...

by a23577 September 29, 2018

Soccer Mom

A person who usually has big hair cuts, Typically named lexi hale

That Girl is definitely a soccer mom

by ElementDIc October 17, 2018

soccer

a sport that everyone plays and if you play you think your an athlete but you really aren’t because its not that hard

i play soccer

*walks away*

by onedbitch October 28, 2018

Soccerphobic

its when an uncultured local is against soccer. aka an amir

k.

- nameless

“I absolutely hate soccer 😍🤠💞👊🏻” - amir
“Amir’s soccerphobic😔📴" or “liam is a amir📴🤧”

by namelesshadiel December 27, 2018