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ShitWatch!

Formerly SW 2011 or Shitwatch 2011. An underground Facebook group which is dedicated to sharing their shit. Some upload pictures while others just name their turds after politicians or friends....
ShitWatch!
ShitWatch! ...
I just shit a brick ... (picture please)
Tadpole... fail! (little shit)
Hyperion Flush (out for recycling)
Long Beach roller... hear the splash, Drop Turd.
Had to Log out... in my pants (rush job)
Vienna Sausage and a corn kernel.. (fail)
McNuggets... Fail!
Bon Bons... by the bowl... (little balls of shit)
by cheapsuit December 26, 2011
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shitwat

When a female wipes back to front instead of front to back and gets shit in her twat...
" Man, I was gonna go down on Mary, but she had a shitwat"
by Mommi3 November 4, 2013
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shifty's mouth

To tell a lie or tall story. Originates from Rush Green in Romford, Essex. Shifty is a well known exaggerator from that area, and the term "Shifty's mouth" or " to Shifty" has also been heard as far as Ramsgate in Kent, England.
He told me he was at the pictures last night, "Shifty's mouth", he was with me all last night.
by Couch Potato April 10, 2015
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Shifty McFickle

A person or object that could be considered very unreliable, unpredictable, tricky, deceitful, and/or questionable. Can quickly go from good to bad/ cooperative to fuckey. Basically a fun way to call a person or object an all around bastard.
1.) My car randomly breaks down on me, it's such a Shifty McFickle.

2.) Timmy doesn't give a damn about anyone but himself, he is just a Shifty McFickle.
by DirtyDan614 April 19, 2015
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Shaftway there

When you're excitedly more than 'halfway there' on a journey or task. When you go 'beyond the tip' and you're not quite 'balls deep'. With a chance imminent but drawn out failure but equally, halfway to glory.
Q. Did you get that client across the line with the TPS report? I heard it went well...

A. I think we're shaftway there.
by MiShaz May 25, 2016
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shaftway

DAMN HE HAD A BIG SHAFTWAY
by mammamamama December 6, 2016
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Shitwank

Someone who posts the meaning of their name found on this website on any social media outlet of their choice, forgetting to realize that no one asked for it.
Fuck dude, I keep seeing jeff post the meaning his name on Instagram! Well jeff is a total shitwank!
by NoMoreSpaggetty March 16, 2017
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