Blowjob season

When a girlfriend/wife/partner is on her period and can't have sex, and can only give blowjobs.

Hey honey when does blowjob season start?

by Polaker September 7, 2007

Sloppy Seconds

It is when a bloke fucks a girls pussy or ass a short time after a previous bloke has fucked the same girl - with the first bloke shooting his cum inside her pussy or ass. As such, the second bloke is fucking something that is all wet and sloppy - hense 'sloppy seconds'.

It requires the girl not to clean herself after the first fuck, thus for the first blokes cum to still be inside her - acting as lubrication. In both cases, the blokes must fuck her bareback (without a condom) for a sloppy seconds to be experienced.

I myself enjoy a good sloppy seconds. There's nothing better than arranging for a girl to get fucked bareback, so I can be next - so as to shag her sloppy pussy or ass.

I prefer it when I get to watch the first bloke shagging, so as to see him climax - shooting his load inside her, then pulling out, with his cum dripping out! That's when I stick my dick inside her, pushing the first guys cum back into her - the feeling of her all wet, having just been shagged, is fantastic!

by Ecoshite November 14, 2007

5 second rule

A rule describing the amount of time that a magical force field surrounds a dropped piece of food, after which the force field drops and the food can become dirty and not edible

Shaniqua dropped her Oreos on the floor, but she still ate them because of the 5 second rule.

by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004

Second hand

1. (noun)
The hand on a clock or watch that marks the seconds.

2. (adv)
something that had previous owner, like you're the second owner of it, after the first one.

"I prefer to buy second hand because the brand new one is too expensive"

by Little_m0on July 3, 2012

cleavage season

The season when a woman's breasts are made visible by wearing anything with a low-cut neckline. Usually in spring or summer when the temperature is higher than 75 degrees Fahrenheit. Also the time when young boys notice that girls in their seventh grade class have been growing breast during the winter.

1. Six more weeks till cleavage season.

2. It's cleavage season! Be careful when driving and be sure to keep you eyes on the road.

3. It's best to go to hard-on alley during cleavage season.

by SPIKYCLOUD June 25, 2009

swiss cottage secondary school

School of thoughtful leaders. Kind of a shit school and has almost no money. Doesn't even look like a cottage. They painted it the same color as the school beside it to give an illusion that its bigger than it actually is lmao. But daddy cheng and hoi very nice. Cafe food overpriced but still taste like cock and they always serve food that has been on the floor????

swiss cottage secondary school no money sia

by suzzybaka August 23, 2021

five second rule

A superstitious belief that food can remain in contact with the ground (no matter what's on it...?) and still be edible.

*Eddie drops a rasberry onto dogcrap by accident while walking with Bill*

Eddie - *picks up rasberry and eats it*
Bill - What the? Why did you eat that??? Naaasty...
Eddie - Five second rule.

by PunkOrNot August 16, 2005